59 percent innocent (Repost)

Chapter 1

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by: M_E_T_A
Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as " __% innocent"

01. Smoked: Never
02. Drank alcohol: Yeah
03. Cried when someone died: Yes
04. Been drunk: No
05. Had s^x: Technically, no.
06. Been to a concert: Yes!
07. Gotten/given a ha6d job: Yes...
08. Been verbally/see^xually harrassed: Never
09. Verbally/s)xully harassed somebody: No
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up: A few times.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose: No
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before: Never will.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend: No
15. Been to prom: No
16. Cried at school: Yeah...
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store: Kinda...
18. Went stre&king: Nope
19. Given or received a la& dance: No
20. Had a guy/girl in your room: Yup ;)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%

21. Had a guy/girl sleep over: Yeah.
22. Slept over at a guys/girls house: Yeah.
23. Kissed a stranger: No.
24. Hugged a stranger: No
25. Went scuba diving: Nope
26. Driven a car: Yes
27. Gotten an x-ray. Yes
28. Hit by a car: Almost
29. Had a party: Yeah.
30. Done d&ugs: Never

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 88%

31. Played st^ip poker/darts/pool: Not yet. ;)
32. Got paid to st^ip for someone: You can get paid for that? Dammit...
33. Run away from home: No.
34. Broken a bone: Never
35. Eaten sushi: Yes.
36. Bought p^rn: Why would you buy it?
37. Watched pUrn: I'm a guy, yes.
38. Made poUn: No.
39. Made beans: No.
40. Been in love: Yes

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85%

41. French kissed: Yes.
42. Laughed so hard you cried: Yup!
43. Cried yourself to sleep: Yeah.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep: No
45. Stabbed yourself: Yes.
46. Shot a gun: Not yet.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day: No
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours: Yes.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours: It was a marathon for TDI, yes.
50. Watched an animal die: Yeah...

PERCENTAGE SO FAR?: 78%

51. Watched a person die: No
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present: Try the entire Liberty High School Marching Band. Everyone went AWWWW!!!!
53. Pranked somebody: yes
54. Put somebody in the hospital: No
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out: No
56. Made spicy beans: No
57. Dressed punk: Yes, for a party
58. Dressed Goth: Yes, party.
59. Dressed preppy: No
60. Been to a motocross race: Yes

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 73%

61. Avoided somebody: Yeah...
62. Been stalked: No
63. Stalked someone: No.
64. Met a celebrity: Yes, drummer of Greeley Estates. He asked if I wanted gummy worms. :P
65. Played an instrument: Duh
66. Ridden a horse: No
67. Cut yourself: No
68. Bungee jumped: No.
69: Ding dong ditched someone: Yes!
70. Been to a wild party: No

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 69%

71. Been caught stealing something: Not yet.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the b&lls: By accident.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend: No.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush: No.
75. Got arrested: No
76. Been pregnant: No
77. Babysat: No
78. Been to another country: No
79. Started your house on fire: No
80. Had an encounter with a ghost: Three times

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 67%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients: No
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by: No.... :(
83. Cried over a member of the opposite s&x: Yes...
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months: Yes!
85. Sat on your butt all day: No.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself: No
87. Had a job: Not yet
88. Gotten cut from a sports team: No
89. Been called a w)ore: Jokingly
90. Danced like a wh^re: No.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 63%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity: Nope.
92. Been in a car accident: No
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes: Yes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair: No
95. RaJed somebody: No.
96. Danced in the rain. Yeah!
97. Been rejected: Yeah...
98. Left a restaurant without paying: No.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face: Yep
100. Been rJped: No

PERCENTAGE END: 59%

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