I'm 41% innocent!

Chapter 1

I'm a bad child...

Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as " __% innocent"

01. Smoked: Nsh
02. Drank alcohol: Yes...
03. Cried when someone died: Does it count if a character died? Then yes D:
04. Been drunk: Nope!
05. Had s^x: Oh god no, I'M HOLEY!
06. Been to a concert: Yes!
07. Gotten/given a ha6d job: That's just nasty...
08. Been verbally/see^xually harrassed: A whole bunch of times!
09. Verbally/s)xully harassed somebody: Hehehehehehe...
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up: I'm sorry, but I don't know what that means o_O
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose: Yeah!
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before: NOPE!
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend: Yes...
15. Been to prom: No
16. Cried at school: Yeppers
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store: YESSS!
18. Went stre&king: What?
19. Given or received a la& dance: Eh, no.
20. Had a guy/girl in your room: Yes!

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90%

21. Had a guy/girl sleep over: Yep!
22. Slept over at a guys/girls house: Yeah.
23. Kissed a stranger: Yes...IT WAS A DARE, BUT I'M STILL HOLEY!
24. Hugged a stranger: Yes.
25. Went scuba diving: Nope
26. Driven a car: Yes
27. Gotten an x-ray. Yes
28. Hit by a car: No!
29. Had a party: Yeah!
30. Done d&ugs: Er....

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 82%

31. Played st^ip poker/darts/pool: NO!
32. Got paid to st^ip for someone: I'M HOLEY!
33. Run away from home: Nah. Too lazy!
34. Broken a bone: Yeah...
35. Eaten sushi: Yeah!
36. Bought p^rn: WTF?!
37. Watched pUrn: WTF?!
38. Made poUn: Hehehe, haven't y'all notice it get's spelled differently everytime? No.
39. Made beans: No.
40. Been in love: With James Phelps?! Yes!

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 79%

41. French kissed: Yes.
42. Laughed so hard you cried: Yup!
43. Cried yourself to sleep: Yeah...
44. Laughed yourself to sleep: Yes
45. Stabbed yourself: Um, well kinda...
46. Shot a gun: HELL NO!
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day: I'm not fake
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours: Always
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours: I guess
50. Watched an animal die: YES D:

PERCENTAGE SO FAR?: 71%

51. Watched a person die: No
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present: Of course!
53. Pranked somebody: yes
54. Put somebody in the hospital: No
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out: Yes!
56. Made spicy beans: No
57. Dressed punk: No
58. Dressed Goth: No
59. Dressed preppy: Yeah
60. Been to a motocross race: No

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 67%

61. Avoided somebody: Yeah
62. Been stalked: Yeah
63. Stalked someone: Of course. They call me Stalker Mia at school!
64. Met a celebrity: YES!
65. Played an instrument: Yeah.
66. Ridden a horse: Yes
67. Cut yourself: Yes
68. Bungee jumped: No.
69: Ding dong ditched someone: Yes!
70. Been to a wild party: Yeah!

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 58%

71. Been caught stealing something: No, I've never stolen anything.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the b&lls: Why, yes!
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend: No.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush: No.
75. Got arrested: No
76. Been pregnant: No
77. Babysat: Yes
78. Been to another country: Yes
79. Started your house on fire: No
80. Had an encounter with a ghost: YES!

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 54%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients: Yeah
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by: Yes
83. Cried over a member of the opposite s&x: Yes...
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months: Yes
85. Sat on your butt all day: That's what I do every day
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself: Yeah. I'm pretty fat.
87. Had a job: no, I'm only 15...
88. Gotten cut from a sports team: No
89. Been called a w)ore: Yes. everyday.
90. Danced like a wh^re: No.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 47%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity: No:(
92. Been in a car accident: Yeah
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes: Everyday.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair: Yeah
95. RaJed somebody: Gross.
96. Danced in the rain. Yeah!
97. Been rejected: Yeah...
98. Left a restaurant without paying: No!
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face: Yes...
100. Been rJped: Almost!

PERCENTAGE END: 41%

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