You know you've watched too much Hetalia when....

WARNING: RANTS AND SWEARING!

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You know you've watched too much Hetalia when....

1) Whenever you enter a place where they serve burgers you look around to see if America is there. (Did that!)

2) You can never say pastaaa or pandaaaa the same way again.

3) You spend hours trying to find Sealand or Prussia on a world map. (Did that too!)

4) (if you have a younger sibling) You say that Finland is the one who gives presents not Santa.

5) You pait your nails a characters flag. (I put Japan's, but now I'm going to do Italy's!)

6) You call your friends by what character they act like.

7) When you make a white flag and dance to Italy's Hatafutte Parade and or the delicious tomato song. (The Delicious Tomato Song!)

8) When you want to make your own curl and use a lot of hair gel or spray to do it. (Mine comes in the morning when I wake up,but disappear in the afternoon.)

9) Whenever you see a row of different countries flags you look for your favorite Hetalia character. (I found Canada and Romania!)

10) In a game of dodge ball you scream "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I HAVE RELATIVES IN -insert country here-!" like an Italian!

11) When you have to run laps you run really fast thinking your Italy and your coach is Germany.

12) Whenever you enter a Asian restaurant you look for the Asian characters.

13) When on a roller coaster you think of America and England's reactions. (Yup!)

14) When watching a scary movie you think of America's reaction.

15) You say 'Veh!~' 'Da!' or '-aru' at the beginning or ends of most of your sentences.

16) When you start craving favorite foods of a character. (IT HAPPEND TO ME 3 F$&@ING TIMES! FIRST TOMATOES! NEXT PASTA! AND NOW POTATOES!)

17) When you start developing a character(s) trait.
(AGAIN IT HAPPEND! BUT TWO F#%ING TIMES! FIRST I'M QUIET THAT MY MOM SAID IF I KEEP IT UP I WILL BE AS QUIET AS CANADA! NOW I'M SWEARING LIKE H3LL TO THIS F@%#ING COMPUTER LIKE THAT B@$+@RD ROMANO! OH $#T I'M DOING IT AGAIN!)

18) When someone is bullying someone you get a stick,jump in front of them, and yell "Reav my friend arone!" like Japan did.

19) When someone says they're awesome you say "LIES!"

20) You suddenly love history. (I do...... I got a history encyclopedia...... S#T! I'M F#%ING ACTING LIKE CANADA! F%#K! NOW THAT B@$+@RD ROMANO!)

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