Omegle Trolling

Omegle Trolling

Omegle.com is a chat site were you can talk to random strangers. Everything is anonymous, and the chats are set up randomly. Thus, this site is fun as hell to troll >:D. I'll be updating this regularly.

I've also starting posting up spy mode chats. Spy Mode is a feature on omegle that allows you to view two people discuss a question that you ask.

BTW: "ASL" stands for "age, séx, location".

Chapter 2

Boobies are Cool

by: i3randon
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You: i like boobies.


Stranger: i have them ;)


You: oh yeah?


You: so ur a guy?


Stranger: no hun... 21 f usa wbu


You: 23 male usa


Stranger: mm ;)


You: ;]


You: w8 a sec


Stranger: ok


You: you got hérpes?


You: do you?


Stranger: no...


You: you got AIDs?


Stranger: im clean


You: how bout crabs?


Stranger: no baby


You: you sure?


You: i dnt wanna hit the beaver witha fever....


Stranger: i shave ;)


You: so its a bald eagle then :]


You: yea i could hit that


You: so girl, wuts yo "experience"?


You: newbie or MlLF grade?


Stranger: middle but enough ;)


You: hmm, yeah yeah ;)


You: so, wuts the biggest FRIED CHICKEN you've eva taken?


Stranger: 9 1/2


Stranger: hows yours


You: lets just say,


You: ppl call me,


You: "the big D"


You: ;]


Stranger: how big


You: big enough ;}


Stranger: fu¢k me then ;)


You: one more question tho


You: you eva fu¢k a toaster?


You: like, really just fu¢k the BRAINS out of a toaster?


Stranger: no?


You: what?


You: u kidding me v.v?


You: you never fu¢ked a toaster?


You: ANSWER MY QUESTION BEOTCH


You: bítch?


You: sIut?


You: Ol' buddy ol' pal?


*You: you there? *


Your conversational partner has disconnected

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