I am not alloud to do _ in _

I had a moment of genuis. L would be so proud L: Just as long as you don't do anything to me, It's fine

Chapter 1

Death Note

1.) I am not aloud to steal Mello's chocolate, melt it down and pour it all over BBs house
2.)I am not aloud to take Matt's video games/PSP/DSi/whatever game systems he has and pour chocolate in the game slot
3.)I am not alloud to dye Mello's hair red
-ESPECIALLY not if I cut it like Matt's
-AND steal all his clothes and replace them with MAtt's
-ESPECIALLY not if I make him wear the goggles too
4.)I am not alloud to mock LIght while he's eating potato chips
5.)I am not alloud to subliminally teach Mello Spanish in his sleep
6.)I am not alloud to glomp Light infront of Misa
7.)I am not alloud to call Misa a dumb blonde
-Or a bimbo
-Or a whore
8.)I am not alloud to steal the Death Note
-From ANYONE
9.) I am not alloud to tease ryuk with apples
10.) I am not alloud to call Mello a girl
-OR A chocolate wh0re
11.) I am not alloud to press the big red button in the mafia hideout
-ESPECIALLY with Mello and Matt inside
12.) I am not alloud to call Light "Light Imagay"
-ESPECIALLY If Im equiped with "proof" that he is gey (aka yaoi)
13.) I am not alloud to make kids glomp Light
14.) I am not alloud to steal a piece of paper from Light's Death Note, steal Ryuk and make random strangers touch the paper
15.) I am not alloud to immitate Sidoh when he took the Deah Note frm Mello and threw it at that guy
16.) I am not alloud to lock Light in a closet with Misa for an hour telling Misa that she can do ANYTHING she wants to Light
17.) I am not alloud to tell Misa that Light is gey and show her Light x L/Mello/Near/Matt/Matsuda/Watari yaoi photos
18.) I am not alloud to sign Matt up for "Smokers Annymous"
19.) I am not alloud to blow Mello up
-AGAIN
20.) I am not alloud to make L believe he has diabetes, and that he cannot have sugar EVER AGAIN
21.) I am not alloud to steal Mello's chcolate
-PERIOD
22.) I am not alloud to make Matt and Mello sing "Guy love" (from scrubs)
-OR play it for them
23.) I am not alloud to make Matt call Mello "Chocolate Bear"
-Or call him that myself
24.) I am not alloud to stab BB
-Especially not if with his own knife
25.) I am not to steal BB's jam
26.) I am not alloud to call Roger a pedophile
27.) I am not alloud to steal Roger's files, and learn EVRYBODY's names who's EVER gone to Whammy's
28.) I am not alloud to tape Mello's criminal record on the refrigerator
29.) I am not alloud to switch Mello's chocolate out with white chocolate
30.) I am not alloud to make Mello sing Hips Don't Lie and dance like Shakira

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