The Top Ten Things That Go Through Snape's Head

Chapter 1

10 Things

10. Why am I teaching here?

9. Is it true that Miss Granger is going out with Potter?

8. I wonder what's for lunch

7. I wonder how many people notice I work out

6. Remember to take away 10 points from Gryffindor

5. What the hell did Dumbledore just say?!

4. Why the fvck is Quirrell wearing a towel on his head?

3. Am I the only one that notices how gay Dumbledor is?

2. I miss Lily

1. My robes are se(x)ier than anyone else's

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