10 ways to use Harry Potter to annoy a Twilight fan

I stole this idea from I_Love_Harry_Potter(sorry!) This is a Youtube video.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyhl26Q7IzA&feature=related
Don't get me wrong, I love Twilight, but this is really funny.

Chapter 1

Guarenteed to start a shouting match of epic porportion!(hopfuly)

1.Tell them that Edward is a 'hand-me-down' because the Twilight movie got him after the Harry Potter movies were finished with him.

2.List other 'hand-me-downs' from the book, like the last names of Black and Clearwater.

3.State that you think Edward would be hotter if he had a lighting scar on his forehead.

4.' Accidently ' call Edward, Sanguini.

5.Explain in detail how any wizard can posess all the gifts (seeing the future, mind reading, ect.) that a vampire would have only one of.

6.Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant Stubby Boardman

7.Say the Bella and Filch would make a cute couple.

8.Flinch whenever they say 'Edward' and tell them to say ' You-Know-Who.'

9.Whenever they describe the vampires of the Twilight series(sparkley skin, no fangs ect.) contradict them and tell them what ' real ' vampires, out of Harry Potter, are like.

10.Explain how Twilight werewolves are actually Animagi, and ask whether they've registered with the Ministry.

This is random but wow, I say YAY alot on Quibblo...trails off thinking about how many times she says YAY and that she shouldn't be on Quibblo while she still has homework,SHAME ON ME!
Well, my math teacher is very scary soo..BYE!!


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