URGENT!!! PLEASE DON'T READ THIS!!!1!!111ONE!!1
...Huh? I thought I told you not to read this? ...Ah well, now that you're here, I might as well tell you what's up...
S-so, my problem is... No, it's too horrible to say...
...MY MOM JUST ADMITTED HER SEXUAL CRUSH ON PITBULL TO ME AND I WAS LIKE... Wtf? I mean, my mom is like 46 and Pitbull is like 30 and my mom is a psychotic hippy and-just wtf man?
PLEASE HELP!!! I AM THINKING OF THROWING MYSELF OFF A BRIDGE AND/OR HUNTING DOWN THE RAPPER PITBULL AND GETTING A REAL PITBULL TO TEAR HIS THROAT OUT!!!
I'll never see Pitbull in the same light again... This is just so wrong and so many different levels. Please hwelp! D:
...MY MOM JUST ADMITTED HER SEXUAL CRUSH ON PITBULL TO ME AND I WAS LIKE... Wtf? I mean, my mom is like 46 and Pitbull is like 30 and my mom is a psychotic hippy and-just wtf man?
PLEASE HELP!!! I AM THINKING OF THROWING MYSELF OFF A BRIDGE AND/OR HUNTING DOWN THE RAPPER PITBULL AND GETTING A REAL PITBULL TO TEAR HIS THROAT OUT!!!
I'll never see Pitbull in the same light again... This is just so wrong and so many different levels. Please hwelp! D:
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Hmm, I would have to tell you to make sure, when you jump, to go head first. (You'll die quicker.)
On another note; my mother had an attraction to Heath Ledger.
HA. Tell your mom, that she can be his cougar and he can be her pitbull :p
That's some real emo,violent stuff you said I think you need some help like from a theripist I am just saying!
lolwat? o.O
This is really funny. Guess your mom really likes him.
The last person your mom has a crush on was NICOLAS CAGE. Ummm Puke/dead
Just tell her how much it annoys you when she tells you stuff like this.
I have, and she just does it even more to annoy me. :c
um......lol?
So, you think this is funny do you...? WELL IT ISN'T!!! D:
I'm tired of my mom getting weird crushes on weird people. The last dude she had a crush on was Nicolas Cage... puke
Isnt a pitbull a dog?
pitbull is the name of a rapper in america
and a dog....
hahahahahah :'D
just make sure the bridge is high enough. ^_^
lol joking :DD
You better be... >:c
I am :P don't worry, my mom has a crush on Jhonny Depp so ik wat ur taklin about xD
I have a rainbow bazooka that turns people into pink rubber ducks.... You can borrow it!
Thank you! :3
WHOA!!! Double-DOUBLE post! o.O
Oops... xD
Gives you rainbow bazooka and grins
Have fun!
kill Pitbull, kill your mom
problem solved ^_^
Best. Advice. Ever! :D