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Chapter 3

Avada Kedavra (Tune of Hakuna Matata)

Avada Kedavra
What a horrible phrase
Avada Kedavra
You’ll see a big green blaze
Before you realize
That’s the end of your days
It’s Voldy’s moral-free
Malignity
Avada Kedavra

Ron: Yeah, take Harry for example. (sings)Before he was at Hogwarts

Harry: (opera style) Before I was at Hogwarts!

Ron: (digging in ear with pained expression on face)Lovely, Harry

Harry: (spoken) Thank you.

Ron: His parents were nice, young Lily and James
A great witch and wizard with a well-known name

Harry: Then Voldemort came- Through our door he burst
And he killed them, with that one atrocious curse
And oh!- the pain!

(Ron: Yes, he was in pain)

Harry: Thought of changing my name!

(Ron: Oh, what’s in a name?)

Harry: ‘Till I went to Hogwarts

(Ron: Where did you go?)

Harry: It’s located in-

Ron: (covering Harry’s mouth) Harry! Not in front of the muggles!

Avada Kedavra
What a horrible phrase
Avada Kedavra
You’ll see a big green blaze
Before you realize
That’s the end of your days
It’s Voldy’s moral-free
Malignity
Avada Kedavra

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