If you love Harry Potter (Or even remotly like) I can almost garuantee you'll find this funny
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Chapter 3
Avada Kedavra (Tune of Hakuna Matata)
Avada Kedavra
What a horrible phrase
Avada Kedavra
You’ll see a big green blaze
Before you realize
That’s the end of your days
It’s Voldy’s moral-free
Malignity
Avada Kedavra
Ron: Yeah, take Harry for example. (sings)Before he was at Hogwarts
Harry: (opera style) Before I was at Hogwarts!
Ron: (digging in ear with pained expression on face)Lovely, Harry
Harry: (spoken) Thank you.
Ron: His parents were nice, young Lily and James
A great witch and wizard with a well-known name
Harry: Then Voldemort came- Through our door he burst
And he killed them, with that one atrocious curse
And oh!- the pain!
(Ron: Yes, he was in pain)
Harry: Thought of changing my name!
(Ron: Oh, what’s in a name?)
Harry: ‘Till I went to Hogwarts
(Ron: Where did you go?)
Harry: It’s located in-
Ron: (covering Harry’s mouth) Harry! Not in front of the muggles!
Avada Kedavra
What a horrible phrase
Avada Kedavra
You’ll see a big green blaze
Before you realize
That’s the end of your days
It’s Voldy’s moral-free
Malignity
Avada Kedavra
What a horrible phrase
Avada Kedavra
You’ll see a big green blaze
Before you realize
That’s the end of your days
It’s Voldy’s moral-free
Malignity
Avada Kedavra
Ron: Yeah, take Harry for example. (sings)Before he was at Hogwarts
Harry: (opera style) Before I was at Hogwarts!
Ron: (digging in ear with pained expression on face)Lovely, Harry
Harry: (spoken) Thank you.
Ron: His parents were nice, young Lily and James
A great witch and wizard with a well-known name
Harry: Then Voldemort came- Through our door he burst
And he killed them, with that one atrocious curse
And oh!- the pain!
(Ron: Yes, he was in pain)
Harry: Thought of changing my name!
(Ron: Oh, what’s in a name?)
Harry: ‘Till I went to Hogwarts
(Ron: Where did you go?)
Harry: It’s located in-
Ron: (covering Harry’s mouth) Harry! Not in front of the muggles!
Avada Kedavra
What a horrible phrase
Avada Kedavra
You’ll see a big green blaze
Before you realize
That’s the end of your days
It’s Voldy’s moral-free
Malignity
Avada Kedavra
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olololololol love the Avada Kedavra song!!
The questions number six and twelve... HILARIOUS. haha.
omg i had 2 skip chptr 1 i got halfway through it but then it got kinda...
super cool!!!
Funny.I already did write my own.
lol! thats hiliarious.
LOVE THIS. But of how much i love Harry Potter. I dont even know how to pronounce Avada Kedavra. HOW DO I PRONOUNCE IT?! I have tried watching thew movie and repeating...but it doesnt sound right. I always want to say avada condabra ...if you can understand that...
avada kadavra. they all sound like long As
Hmm...Odd but totally fun reading!
lol :D i like the song and gues what i was just listening to.... :D