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List your 12 favorite characters: 1 Harry, 2 Neville, 3 Ron, 4 Hermione, 5 Remus, 6 Sirius, 7 James, 8 Lily, 9 George, 10 Fred, 11 Hagrid, 12 Dumbledore
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Sirius/Hagrid? HALE NO!!! Even if I could find one, I wouldn’t read it!!!
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? I guess Hermione if pretty if you’re a guy?!?!
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Dumbledore and Lily? Are you kidding me? What would happen is James kills Dumbledore and then…Harry Dumbledore?
4) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Neville and Sirius? I’m gonna go with no…
5) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Remus and one of the Twins? Again, no…
6) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve doing it? Well, technically, James is dead so he couldn’t, but if anyone else walked in on Neville and Dumbles getting it on, I think they’d toss their cookies.
7) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Hermione wants to shag Harry? IN YOUR FACE ROMIONE!!! Just kidding, I like Ron and her as a couple. No idea…Get Harry drunk?
8) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? Neville/Hermione/Remus? No, probably not…
9) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Fred? No clue, actually. The girl’s name?
10) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Lily…let’s see… The Way I Loved You by Taylor Swift? She could be dating Snape, but she really likes James…I might actually try that!
11) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Fred on Neville?!?!?! I don’t even want to think about that one!
12) What is Six's super-secret kink? Sirius? He loves dog food!
13) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Hagrid shag George? When he was drunk, he’d probably try to, but George would hex him.
14) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? It is?
15) How would you feel if Three/Five was canon? Ron/Remus? I think I’d but the book down…
16)4 sees 5 breaking the law (or performing the Darks Arts) what would they do about it? Hermione? Report him.
17)What is our favorite thing about 8 and why? What I like about Lily is everything. She just so kind, and sweet, and perfect, and a good mom.
18) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yeah, I’ve read a lot about George’s life after Fred died. They were all very depressing…
19) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Harry and his mom? no, I can’t imagine there is…but it’d be disturbing…
20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Remus? I’m writing one!
21)What would 1 buy 12 as an usual gift? Harry would get Dumbledore thick woolen socks.
22)What is seven's patronus (if we know make up something different)? James’ would be a stag.
Now do your own!!!

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