Random Forwarded Email

Chapter 1

the email

It all began with an iPhone...

March was when my son celebrated his 26th birthday and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't?

I celebrated my birthday in June and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad.

My daughter's birthday was in August so I got her an iPod Touch.

September came by, so for my wife’s birthday I bought her an iRon.

(This Text Not In Actual Email: there was a picture here, but i couldnt put it in the story. the picture said that "Girls can also have their computer!" and there was an iron with arrows pointing to "Right Click" and Left Click"--the buttons on the iron--and there was also a "Mouse"--the iron itself--and a "Mouse Pad"--the ironing board)

It was around then that the fight started . . .
What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean. This unfortunately activated the iBitch. Which led me to the iHospital and iGet out Thursday.

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my mom forwarded this to me. i have no clue where she got it, though.

~Jade XP

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