The Stories That Shall Not Be Read

Wtf...? Didn't you read the title? These are the 'Stories That Shall Not Be Read'! ...But oh well, if you wanna read 'em, read them I guess...

But believe me, you have been warned...

Chapter 1

The Stories That Shall Not Be Read

Stephenie Meyer's story:

Once upon time there was a girl called Stephenie Meyer. One day, she wrote about sparkly vampires. One day, she fell off a cliff and died.

THE END!!!

Lady Gaga's story:

Once upon time, there was a girl called Stefani Germ-something. When she grew up, she started to suffer from an extreme mental health disorder called 'Gaga'. The Gaga eventually took her life as one day she decided to dance and sing on a floating platform above a stage completely on fire (while wearing a coconut on her head and some undies made out of toothpicks). It went badly wrong and well... You can imagine what happened.

THE END!!!

Justin Bieber's story:

There was once a beaver called Justin. When he grew up - Actually, he never grew up, puberty ran away from Justin Beaver and so should you!!! ...Ahem, anyway... When he got a little bit older, he developed a weird sub-flu. This sub-flu was often mistaken for singing; but in reality, the poor kid was screaming 'baby, baby, baby, noo!' cause the flu was slowly taking away his life. One day, he collapsed dead on stage while (ironically) singing his hit song Baby.

THE END!!!

Rihanna's story:

Once upon time there was some teenage girl who wanted to be a pornstar - Er I mean, popstar... Yes, popstar. One day, she met some tragically hideous young man called Chris Brown who was a Michael Jackson wannabe. One day, Chris Brown beat up Rihanna cause he's a psychopath who should be locked up in a padded cell in Hong Kong. After this, Rihanna decided to go bang as many guys as possible, write songs and ultimately an album all about it and make Chris Brown jealous. One day, Chris Brown sent a ninja to kill Rihanna cause if he killed her himself, he'd get an even worse reputation that he already has and all that stuff....

THE END!!!

Rebbecca Black's story:

There was once a girl who went by the name of Black,
She wanted to sing, but that she lacked,
She cringed as she auto tuned her piece of crap,
And after that she snapped and had a heart attack.

THE END!!!

P!nk's story:

Once upon time lived a girl called Alecia Moore. Alecia wanted to be a rockstar, so she dyed her hair pink, called herself P!nk (oh the irony!) and became a rock star! One day, she met a man called Carey Hart. She pretended to fall in love with him (because we all know P!nk is actually a lesbian) and then pretended to hate him, but then pretended to love him again and have a baby with him! One day, P!nk got so tired of being blinded by Carey's ugliness that she brutally cut her arm, slit her neck and died.

THE END!!!

Will Smith's story:

There was once some dude called Will Smith; he wanted to be a rap star AND a movie star! Sadly, he was crap at rapping so that didn't last long... But he became a movie star, baby! One day, he pretended to fall in love with some woman called Jade (cause we all know Will Smith is actually... Oh wait!). One day, he got dirty with Jade and had two kids called Jaden and Willow. Willow went on to be a singer (sorta) and Jaden went on to star with Jackie Chan in cheesy movies (sorta). One day, Willow Smith whipped her hair around so hard that it hit her father Will Smith in the back and he fell off a bridge.

THE END!!!

Miley Cyrus' story:

There was once a girl called Miley Cyrus, but she is so utterly boring that I have nothing to say about her, other than the fact the she tragically hanged herself, presumably over some feud with Disney.

THE END!!!



...Man, I feel so sick for writing all those stories now... And not in the good way. o.O Brb, getting a catscan!

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