Harry Potter LOLs
Most of these are corny, some funny, and a few are dirty. Enjoy all the funniness that HP has to offer :)
Chapter 1
HP Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama's so fat that the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses!
Yo mama's so fat that a wingardium leviosa spell couldn't lift her.
Yo mama's so fat, she makes Hagrid look like "Mini-me".
Yo mama's so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge.
Yo mama's so ugly, even a dementor wouldn't kiss her!
Yo mama's so fat the Sorting Hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes.
Yo mama's so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore.
Yo mama's so fat, she used the invisibility cloak as a bib.
Yo Mama's so ugly, everybody calls her "She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Naked"
Yo mama's so fat, she looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a ham!
Yo mama's so old she gave Nicholas Flamel his first kiss.
Yo mama's so fat that if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill.
Yo mama's so ugly that when she asked Crabbe to take her to the Yule Ball, he decided to go with Goyle instead!
Yo mama's so poor she had to go to the Weasley's for a loan.
Yo mama's so fat the core of her wand has a creame filling.
Yo mama's so old she makes Dumbledore look like a teenager.
Yo mama's so ugly that when she walked into Gringotts Wizarding Bank, they gave her a job application.
Yo mama's so ugly that she lost a beauty contest to Mountain Troll.
Yo mama's so smelly, Bertie Bott made her his next jelly bean flavor.
Yo mama's so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Yo mama's so fat that a wingardium leviosa spell couldn't lift her.
Yo mama's so fat, she makes Hagrid look like "Mini-me".
Yo mama's so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge.
Yo mama's so ugly, even a dementor wouldn't kiss her!
Yo mama's so fat the Sorting Hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes.
Yo mama's so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore.
Yo mama's so fat, she used the invisibility cloak as a bib.
Yo Mama's so ugly, everybody calls her "She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Naked"
Yo mama's so fat, she looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a ham!
Yo mama's so old she gave Nicholas Flamel his first kiss.
Yo mama's so fat that if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill.
Yo mama's so ugly that when she asked Crabbe to take her to the Yule Ball, he decided to go with Goyle instead!
Yo mama's so poor she had to go to the Weasley's for a loan.
Yo mama's so fat the core of her wand has a creame filling.
Yo mama's so old she makes Dumbledore look like a teenager.
Yo mama's so ugly that when she walked into Gringotts Wizarding Bank, they gave her a job application.
Yo mama's so ugly that she lost a beauty contest to Mountain Troll.
Yo mama's so smelly, Bertie Bott made her his next jelly bean flavor.
Yo mama's so fat, her patronus is a cake.
44 Comments
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LOL HILARIOUS
I LOVED it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
I would love to see bart simpson at hogwarts
My favorite is number 51 in chapter 2! XD
FAVORITES
LOL "She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Naked"
my favorite one is, "Seamus Finnigan is not 'after me Lucky Charms'".
lol i laughed so hard my mom came in and took a pic and sent it to my dad... he said to take me to the doctor.... not the best pic...hehehehe
LOL :)
Lol!!! Cool! They're really funny, I love them!
Hilarious!! Write more!! XD
44 and 45 OMG