Banana!!! (Shane Dawson Love Story)
It's a shane dawson love story. Deal with it.
Name: Taylor Johnson
Fav. color: Hot pink and black
Hair: White-blonde straight, long, to belly button
Skin tone: Pale-ish
Favorite song: Mockingbird by Eminem
Celeb crush: Tom Felton (Played Draco Malfoy on Harry Potter ifyadidntknow
"Ooh, what's the occasion?" I asked.
"You're birthday, duh!" He said.
"Yay, you remembered!" I said happily. I started eating the pancakes when Shane came downstairs with major bedhead. I burst out laughing and nearly did a spittake of milk.
"Oh my god! What happened to your head?!" I said laughing.
"Gee, thanks..." He said laughing. He sat down next to me.
"Want some pancakes?" Dad asked him.
"Yeah sure!" Shane said.
"Wait! No pancakes for Shane until his hair looks better." I said. I gave him a brush and told him to go to the bathroom and fix his hair. He went upstairs and five minutes later he came back down with his luscious hair back to normal.
"Now can I hav pancakes?" He asked.
"Yeah." I said laughing. He started nomming on them and I got a call.
"Hello?" I said.
"Wanna come to the mall with me?" I heard Kim ask.
"Sure. I'll come now." I said, then hung up.
"Dad, I'm going to the mall with Kim. You and Shane get acquainted and shtuff." I said.
"Alright. See you." He said. I left and we shopped for what seemed like days. We got home, and all the lights were off. I sighed, and realized that Shane and Dad must've went out to a wrestling match or whatever. I turned on the lights and all of my youtube friends and real friends popped out and screamed "SURPRISE!" I screamed and quickly recovered. My dad came out.
"Taylor, it's time for your birthday present from me." He said. He got his guitar and sang this :
I know sometimes things may not always make sense to you right now
But hey, what daddy always tell you?
Straighten up little soldier
Stiffen up that other lip
What you crying about?
You got me
Taylor I know you miss your mom and I know you miss your dad
Well I'm gone but I'm trying to give you the life that I never had
I can see you're sad, even when you smile, even when you laugh
I can see it in your eyes, deep inside you want to cry
Cuz you're scared, I ain't there?
Daddy's with you in your prayers
No more crying, wipe them tears
Daddy's here, no more nightmares
We gon' pull together through it, we gon' do it
Taylor uncles crazy, aint he?
Yeah but he loves you girl and you better know it
We're all we got in this world
When it spins, when it swirls
When it whirls, when it twirls
Two little beautiful girls
Lookin' puzzled, in a daze
I know it's confusing you
Daddy's always on the move, mamma's always on the news
I try to keep you sheltered from it but somehow it seems
The harder that I try to do that, the more it backfires on me
All the things growing up his daddy that he had to see
Daddy don't want you to see but you see just as much as he did
We did not plan it to be this way, your mother and me
But things have gotten so bad between us
I don't see us ever being together ever again
Like we used to be when we was teenagers
But then of course everything always happens for a reason
I guess it was never meant to be
But it's just something we have no control over and that's what destiny is
But no more worries, rest your head and go to sleep
Maybe one day we'll wake up and this will all just be a dream
Now hush little baby, don't you cry
Everything's gonna be alright
Stiffen that upperlip up little lady, i told ya
Daddy's here to hold ya through the night
I know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why
We feel how we feel inside
It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby
But i promise momma's gon' be alright
I remember back one year when daddy had no money
Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up
And stuck 'em under the tree and said some of 'em were from me
Cuz daddy couldn't buy 'em
I'll never forget that Christmas I sat up the whole night crying
Cuz daddy felt like a bum, see daddy had a job
But his job was to keep the food on the table for you and mom
And at the time every house that we lived in
Either kept getting broke into and robbed
Or shot up on the block and your mom was saving money for you in a jar
Tryna start a piggy bank for you so you could go to college
Almost had a thousand dollars till someone broke in and stole it
And I know it hurt so bad it broke your momma's heart
And it seemed like everything was just startin' to fall apart
Mom and dad was arguin' a lot so momma moved back
On the Chalmers in the flat one bedroom apartment
And dad moved back to the other side of 8 Mile on Novara
And that's when daddy went to California with his CD and met Dr. Dre
And flew you and momma out to see me
But daddy had to work, you and momma had to leave me
Then you started seeing daddy on the T.V. and momma didn't like it
And you and Laney were to young to understand it
Papa was a rollin' stone, momma developed a habit
And it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it
I'm just sorry you were there and had to witness it first hand
Cuz all I ever wanted to do was just make you proud
Now I'm sittin in this empty house, just reminiscing
Lookin' at your baby pictures, it just trips me out
To see how much you both have grown, it's almost like you're sisters now
Wow, guess you pretty much are and daddy's still here
Laney I'm talkin' to you too, daddy's still here
I like the sound of that, yeah
It's got a ring to it don't it?
Shh, momma's only gone for the moment
And if you ask me too
Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird
I'mma give you the world
I'mma buy a diamond ring for you
I'mma sing for you
I'll do anything for you to see you smile
And if that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine
I'mma break that birdies neck
I'd go back to the jewler who sold it to ya
And make him eat every carat don't **** with dad (haha)"
I smiled with tears streaming down my face. I ran up and hugged him.
"I love it!" I said.
"And here's the second part of your gift." He said, holding out two tickets. I took them and read them.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TICKETS FOR THE PREMIER OF HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed.
"And you can bring anyone you want. Oh, and read the back." Dad said. I turned them around.
"TH-THE AFTER PARTY?!" I screamed.
"Yup!" He said happily. I hugged him tightly, then realized what could happen.
"I- I could m-meet T-tom F-felton..." I stuttered.
"Yeah." He said.
"OMIGOSHURTHEBESTDADEVERILOVEYOUSOMUCH!!!" I rushed .
"And it's tomorrow..." I said.
"Oh, I got you something too." Shane said.
"WAIT I NEED TO VLOG ABOUT THIS." I said. I turned on my iPhone.
"Ok today's my birfday and guess what I got?" I said excitedly. I held up the tickets and explained what they were.
"You should'veseen my expression." I said.
"Now it's time to open all my other presents!!" I said happily. Shane handed his to me. I opened it and saw a crystal jaguar on a silver chain (Picture of chapter)
"Ooh! It's SO PRETTY!" I exclaimed. "Can you help me put it on?" I asked Shane.
"Sure." He said. He buckled it up behind my neck and took my hair out from it.
"Thanks!" I said.
"And now for Ryan." I said as Ryan walked up and gave me a zebra purse.
"It'll match everything I have!" I said. Luke (Conard) gave me a pair of zebra stilettos. I got a bunch of other stuff too. When the presentopening was done, I cranked the tunes. We danced, and I was vlogging the whole time. It was one of my favorite days of my life.
(SORRY FOR THE SHORT CHAPTER IF U DONT COUNT THE SONG :|)