The Secret Life of Darth Vader: REBORN!!!
Hey guys, not sure if any of you remember the old 'The Secret Life of Darth Vader' series me and nero made together a while back, but... IT IS NOW REBORN!!!
This story will have all the orginal chapters plus more as time goes by, more chapters are written, blah, blah, blah. :p
The Lady Gaga Haters
â€œMy lord.â€ he said â€œWe have detected another group of Lady GaGa haters down in Malo-whateveryoucallit.â€ I twitched angrily â€œMy lord?â€ he asked.
â€œFIND THEM!!!â€ I screamed â€œBut do not kill them. I want them alive for torture.â€ The trooper saluted me and went off to retrieve the horrible, retarded, mentally handicapped, snot dribbling, faceless sons of-
Darth_pwanage: VADER!!! That isnâ€™t very nice >=(
Anyway, he went to get the evil Lady GaGa haters. I turned to my computer and checked all the security cameras. The cost was clear. I sighed with relief. Now was time for my meditation...
I slowly began to strip away the cheesy black armor crap I was wearing, revealing a disturbingly showy puke worthy out fit that looked like Iâ€™d designed it while on some unknown alien drug (which between you and me is know in a galaxy far, far away.) I let my fake wig tumble down my shoulders. I was once more the magnificent Lady GaGa. I took a deep breath.
â€œHit it boys." Out of nowhere my back up dancers who looked like I'd picked them up from Chip and Daleâ€™s appeared and began to dance as I sung Just dance.
Then, without warning, the 60 inch plasma screen T.V. turned on, revealing my zombie, burn victim looking master, Darth Sidious. I squeaked and shooed all my back up Chip and Dale workers away and turned back to Darth zombie burn victim, bowing.
â€œWhat is thy biding my master?"
To be continuedâ€¦