Song Parodies

Alright, so I've seen tons of parodies to songs in my life. Basically the lyrics to songs have just been changed to make them funny or to turn them into, let's say, a World of Warcraft themed song.

I've never tried creating any of my own, but I thought I'll go ahead and try to alter some lyrics to some of my favorite songs, or at least songs I like.

This is a group story so other people can add in their own parodies if they wish, just let me know in the comments. ;)

Enjoy!

Chapter 1

My Parodies

Please forgive me if these parodies aren't very good. xD


Just Pwn - Lady Gaga (Parody of Just Dance by Lady Gaga)(Inspired by MMORPGs, mainly WoW and Runescape)

Noob One
Pwn him
Gaga! (ooh, yeah!)

I've seen a little noob - noob, (ooh ooh woah!)
All the people start to punch him, start to punch him!
How does he get away?
Can't find my gun, or bat
Where are my teams? I lost my bone (bone)
What's going on the field?
I love this battle baby, but I can't compete anymore
Keep it cool, what's the name of this crap?
I can't remember but it's alright, alright

Just pwn, gonna be KO
Da da doo doo just pwn
Da-da-doo-doo
Just pwn, kill that newbie babe
Da-da-doo-doo
Just pwn, gonna be KO
Durr-durr-durr!
Pwn, pwn, pwn, just pwn

Wish I could shut your ****ing mouth (ooh ooh woah)
How'd I turn my weapon red? (Red, outright!)
Control your hitpoints babe
Noobs have spam they say
And we're all getting pwnt tonight (ooh ooh woah)
What's going on the field?
I love this battle baby, but I can't compete anymore
Keep it cool, what's the name of this crap?
I can't remember but it's alright, alright

Just pwn, gonna be KO
Da da doo doo just pwn
Da-da-doo-doo
Just pwn, kill that newbie babe
Da-da-doo-doo
Just pwn, gonna be KO
Durr-durr-durr!
Pwn, pwn, pwn, just pwn

When I came through on the battlefield checking out that Gaga ****
Can't believe my eyes so many women with a saw!
And I ain't gonna give it up, steady trying to pick up like Lala
Imma hit him, Imma hit him and flex until the noob is done until tomorrow, yeah!

Newbie I can see you got so much energy
The way you slicing up them hits round and round
And there's no reason why you can leave here alive
In the meantime rawr, let me watch you break them down and

Pwn, gonna be KO
Da da doo doo just pwn
Da-da-doo-doo
Just pwn, kill that newbie babe
Da-da-doo-doo
Just pwn, gonna be KO
Durr-durr-durr!
Pwn, pwn, pwn, just pwn

Half noobotic, sick psychotic
Got my hitpoints it's pwnotic
Half noobotic, sick psychotic
Got my hitpoints it's pwnotic
Half noobotic, sick psychotic
Got my hitpoints it's pwnotic
Half noobotic, sick psychotic
Got my hitpoints it's pwnotic

Go, use your trolling, spamming, pwning, hustle
(I got, just stay sane enough to get it)
Go mow, my grass looks like it needs some cutting
(I got it)
Gimme your epic gear (I got it) in your pocko (I got it)

Pwn, gonna be KO
Da da doo doo just pwn
Da-da-doo-doo
Just pwn, kill that newbie babe
Da-da-doo-doo
Just pwn, gonna be KO
Durr-durr-durr!
Pwn, pwn, pwn, just pwn

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