Glee at Hogwarts

I thought of this when I read, "Twilight at Hogwarts"

Chapter 1

Greetings!

When they got to Hogwarts, they were labeled as the "Forgein Exchange Students"
So, they were walking to the Great Hall to get sorted. They got strange
looks from Harry. Kurt thought 'They need to lose the robes.' While
Mercedes thought 'OK, my big booty is NOT fitting into those robes.'
Lauren thought the same thing as Mercedes. Puck, naturally, was checking out almost EVERY
Gryffindor girl. Mr. Shou and Emma were just walking up to the High
Table, trying to look casual. Finn, Quinn, Santana, Sam, Tina, Mike and Britney, were in the back of the group
trying to avoid staring eyes. "Students! If I could have silence!"
Dumbledore said. "Thank you."

Finn, Rachel, Puck, Lauren and Mercedes ended up in Gryffindor. Quinn, Kurt, Tina and Artie, are
Ravenclaws. Britney, Mike and Sam, are Hufflepuffs. And, with no surprise
Santana was in Slytherin. Santana, was the last one to sit down. "Hi." A blond guy, said.
"I'm Draco Malfoy." She put on a cherry grin and said. "Hi, I'm taken."
And, that made Draco, turn around, and tell two fat guys that she was queen
bee.

Mercedes was introducing everyone at the Gryffindor table.
"That's Noah Puckermann. But, we all call him Puck. And that's Finn,
and Rachel." Rachel gave a warm smile, while Finn gave a modest smirk
"That's Lauren,and I'm Mercedes. And you are?" She said. "Oh, I'm
Harry Potter, she's Hermione Granger, and he's Ron Weasley." Hermione
and Ron gave welcomeing smiles. "Oh, and the man and woman up there,"
Mercedes said pointing "is Mr. Shouster, but, we call him Mr. Shou an Ms. Pillsbury."

Over at the Ravenclaw table, Kurt was introducing everyone to a little
blonde girl named Luna. "I'm Kurt, and that's Quinn, Tina and Artie." He said pointing.
"Why are you in a wheelchair?" Luna asked curiously. "My mom and I got into a car accident
when I was a kid."

Britney was socializing with Hannah Abbot. Mike and Sam were talking to two boys named Ernie Macmillian
and Justin Finch-Fletchly. "How do you get your hair to do that Sam?" Justin asked in amazement
"It comes naturally. Justin, Ernie, you guys do relize since Mr. Shou is here, we'll be having
Music Class, right?" They both looked astonished. "Apparently not." Sam said under
his breath.

The next day, Gryffindors and Ravenclaws had Music first thing in the morning. "Good morning
everyone! I'm Mr. Shou and I'll be your Music teacher." Artie's hand shot up. "Uh, yes, Artie?
Aren't you supposed to be called Professer Shou? Well, I'd rather prefer Mr. Shou, so we'll stick
with that. OK, so if I could have role-call. Alright. Chang? Hear. Potter? Hear. Granger? Hear.
Lovegood? Hear." On and on he went for about ten minutes, then finally, he was done. "OK, today,
my kids and I are gonna teach you guys a song." There was a lot of muffled 'Wows' and 'Reallys'.

Alright guys, let's do it.

[Artie:]
Blame it on the goose
Got you feeling loose
Blame it on Patron
Got you in the zone
Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol
Blame it on the a a a a a a alcohol

[Artie:]
Ay she say she usually don't
But I know that she front
Cause shawty know what she want
But she don't wanna seem like she easy

[Puck:]
I ain't saying what you wont do
But you know we probably gonna do
What you been feeninn deep inside
Don't lie now

[Mercedes:]
Girl what you drinking?
Gonna let sink in
Here for the weekend
Thinking
We can
See what we can be if we press fast forward
Just one more round and you're down I know it

[Artie:]
Fill another cup up
Feeling on yo butt what ? You don't even care now
I was unaware how fine you were before my buzz set in, before my buzz set in....

[Chorus:]
Blame it on the goose
Got you feeling loose
Blame it on Patron
Got you in the zone
Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol
Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol
Blame it on the vodka
Blame it on the henny
Blame it on the blue top
Got you feeling dizzy
Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol
Blame it on the a a a a a a alcohol

[Artie:]
Oh see
She spilled some drank on me
And now I'm knowing she's tipsy
She put her body on me
And she keep staring me right in my eyes
No telling what I'm gonna do
Baby I would rather show you
What you been missing in your life when I get inside.

[Mercedes:]
Boy what you drinking?
Gonna let sink in
Here for the weekend
Thinking
We can
See what we can be if we press fast forward
Just one more round and you're down I know it

[Artie:]
Fill another cup up
Feelin on yo butt what? You don't even care now
I was unaware how Fine
You were before my buzz set in, before my buzz set in...

[All:]
Blame it on the goose
Got you feeling loose
Blame it on Patron
Got you in the zone
Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol
Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol

Blame it on the vodka
Blame it on the henny
Blame it on the blue top
Got you feeling dizzy
Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol
Blame it on the a a a a a a alcohol

[Artie & Mercedes:]
Now to tha ballas popin bottles
With their Henny in their cups
Screaming money ain't a thang
If it ain't throw it up in the skyyy (sky)
And hold your dranks up highhhh (high)

[Puck & Santana:]
And to my independent mamas
Who can buy their own bottles
If you looking like a model
When them broke fellas holla
Tell them byeee (bye)
Hold your drinks up highhhh (high)

[All:]
You can blame it on the Goose, got you feelin? loose
Blame it on the Tron, got you in the zone
Blame it on the al al al al al alcohol (blame it on the al al al al al alcohol)
Blame it on the Vodka
Blame it on the Henney
Blame it on the Blue Top, gotcha feelin? dizzy
Blame it on the al al al al al alcohol, blame it on the alcohol

There was an applause from the Gryffindors. Santana, Sam, Artie, Mike, and Tina had to come and sing too.
"So, who would like to tell me what that song means?" Hermione's hand raised
"Yes? Your name? Hermione Granger sir, that song is about a bunch of 20 year olds going out and partying
all night. Not exactly, but I'll take that answer." Harry shot his hand up. "Yes, Mr.? Potter sir. Are we
gonna learn Muggle songs, then sing them? Yes, we are." Mr. Shou leaned to Sam. "What's a Muggle? Non-Magic
people." He whispered back.

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