the boy with the big but
once a guy named mike ate too much junk food and it went straight to his butt. All the kids at school made fun of him and chased him. One day, he got so mad he decided he would fart in their faces. It knocked them all out. That's when he realised, he had a gift. He could knock people out with a single fart. He could be a villan. He could also fart on command which would be helpful. He decided he would be known as buttocks man (not a good name, right?) and destroy the earth. He did in 3 days. The end.