I Screwed Up! /:

THIS'S SERIOUS!!!!
........O-K IT ISN'T :)

Chapter 1

SMOOTHIE SCREW UP!!!

by: _Sammy
Why couldn't I make a freaking smoothie right?!?
Just ONCE can't I get ANYTHING right?!?

I'm having a smothie meltdown at midnight! Ok I had a monster drink so yeah

This's what happened now:

Me: Hey Mamacita where's the bananas? Did we like not buy any?
Mamacita: noooooo we didn't 0.0 (SARCASM I DIDNT NOTICE!)
Me: Really?! Seriously?!? No freaking bananas?!
Mamacita: (Curses in Arabic) R u blind?!
Me: walks over 2 the table ohhhh!!! I c the bananas now :)

LATER ON MY LIL ASSY BRO TALKS 2 ME:

Me: oh Shiiit I filled up the whole blender !
Bro: WTF DID U DO?! (I swear this asshole's like 9)
Me: GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN

LIL ASSHOLE TASTES MY AWESOME SMOTHIE!

Me:whataya think? :D
Bro: hmm ok I guess :)
AFTER 5 MINUTES
Bro: I'm not in a smoothies mood. It tastes like Shiiit /:
Me: t(0.0t) scr3w you

11:00 (DADDY ARRIVES WITH MY OLDER BRO AND LIL SIS)

Me: I made u guys some smoothies :)
sis: ok I'll taste it takes a sip
Me: weeeeelll?!
sis: it tastes bad /:
Me: (WTF) not sugary?! :(
sis: hahahhaha no 2 many strawberries

Now I had a monster drink so I'll probably be awake till 4 am
And I had a 2 hour nap 2day :)

IF I OFFENDED U WITH ALL THE CUSSING IM SOWWIIIE /:

(7-13-2011 1:41 AM) I WANT A DAMN PUDDING CUP NOW :D

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