The Life of a Snicket: A Lemony Snicket Story

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All rights go to Mr. Lemony Snicket!

Chapter 1

Introduction

Introduction- 12-20-11
My name is Lemony Snicket. It was my painful duty to document the horrible beginnings of the Baudelaire children. But now I have finished that quest, a word that here means, a long, traumatic journey in one’s life usually ending in a horrific death. But now I must start a new and much more painful quest. I must tell the unknown life a mysterious figure. A figure found walking alone on the beach searching for something never found. Rummaging through the ruins of many a place destroyed by an unexplained fire. I must relive the tragedies of my past. I must explain the life and quests of Lemony Snicket.
So my dear reader, if you are afraid of death, love, fires unsolved, an unusual boy, and a silver locket then I suggest you drop this terrible tale right where you found it and find a good therapist in which to share your troubles.
With All Due Respect,
Lemony Snicket

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