Pickup and Hookup lines(;

Cheesy, funny, and sexual lines for everyone(:

Chapter 1

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1. Mary had a little let me rub your tits

2. Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause I wanna suck your face

3. Roses are red, violets are blue i wanna get you pregnant

4. Sticks and stones may break my bones, I wanna jam my penis in you

5. Do you have a band-aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you

6.Who wants me to be their baby daddy?

7. You look amazing tonight, let's fhuck

8. Do you give bj's? Cause you just blew me away

9. When you're with me, it'll be like Burger King because you'll always have it your way(;

10. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants

11. What was that sound? The sound of my panties flying across the room, let's bang

12. Is that a banana in your pants? Or are you just happy to see me?

13. Did you just get off a water slide? Or are you just wet over me?

14. Y'know? Tonight's a perfect night. The stars are shining, your tits are amazing, and I wanna suck your vagina

15.Why are we even talking about this? Let's get naked

16. What's your sign? Is it, "Please Let Me Touch Your Ass"?

17. You know what they say about guys with big feet, have sex with me!

18.Roses are red, pickles are green, i like your legs, and what's in between

19. Roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me two hours

20. How bout we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat

21. I'm not feelin myself today /: Can I feel you? :D

22. You turn my software into hardware

23. The word of the day is legs, go to my place and spread the word

24. My dick just died, can I bury it in your pants?

25. Do you want the UPS? Because I could swore I saw you checkin out my package!

26. Your parents must be assholes, because you are the shiit

27. I can spell "Boobies" on my calculator, but I'd much rather see yours

28. let's play house, you be the door and i slam ya.

29. I'm like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder i get.

30. hey sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up

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