stereotypes(repost)

4 sum reason my computer wont let me bold them so ALL THE 1S WITH A ~ beside them is me

Chapter 1

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by: burr

This is for all of us who wish stereotypes would shut their azz's up! (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

~I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists

~I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST sm-ke w-ed.

I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be s-xy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a s-x-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

~I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b-tch.

~I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

~I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a wh-re...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a wh-re

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a sl-t.

~I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

~I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

~I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

~I'm NOT A V-RGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking wh-re.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible sl-t.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a v-rgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

~I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

~I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fvcking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

~I HAVE BIG (ISH) B00BS, so I MUST be a h-e.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a dr-g dealer.

~I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a N-zi.

~I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

~I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a V-RGIN so I MUST be pr-ude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

~I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (This is really ridiculous! I'm mixed, but the stereotypes who have said this just......ugh.... GET ON MY NERVES!)

~I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

~I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do w-ed and steal stuff

~I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

~I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. (Ha! I cuss when I want to.)

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

~I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

~I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

~I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a wh-re.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small pen-s.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

~I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a p-ssy.

~I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

~I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

~I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

~I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b-tch.

~My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

~I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a b-tch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my b00bs.

~I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PR-STITUTE.. So I MUST be a wh-re myself

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

~I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

~I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

~I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with s-xuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

~I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

~I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

~I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

~I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

~I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

~I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

~I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

~I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I read YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

~I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

~I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK

~I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b-stard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'M AUSTRAILAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.

~I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

~I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

~I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

~I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.

~I CRY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I CAN'T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

I'm a BRUNETTE so I MUST think I'm better then redheads, blondes, and other dark haired people.

~I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

~I REALLY FVCKING HATE STEREOTYPES!

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