4 sum reason my computer wont let me bold them so ALL THE 1S WITH A ~ beside them is me
This is for all of us who wish stereotypes would shut their azz's up! (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
~I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
~I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST sm-ke w-ed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be s-xy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a s-x-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
~I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b-tch.
~I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
~I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a wh-re...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a wh-re
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a sl-t.
~I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
~I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
~I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
~I'm NOT A V-RGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking wh-re.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible sl-t.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a v-rgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
~I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
~I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fvcking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
~I HAVE BIG (ISH) B00BS, so I MUST be a h-e.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a dr-g dealer.
~I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a N-zi.
~I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
~I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a V-RGIN so I MUST be pr-ude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
~I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (This is really ridiculous! I'm mixed, but the stereotypes who have said this just......ugh.... GET ON MY NERVES!)
~I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
~I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do w-ed and steal stuff
~I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
~I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. (Ha! I cuss when I want to.)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
~I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
~I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
~I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a wh-re.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small pen-s.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
~I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a p-ssy.
~I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
~I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
~I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
~I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b-tch.
~My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
~I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a b-tch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my b00bs.
~I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PR-STITUTE.. So I MUST be a wh-re myself
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
~I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
~I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
~I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with s-xuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
~I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
~I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
~I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
~I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
~I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
~I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
~I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
~I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I read YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
~I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
~I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
~I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b-stard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'M AUSTRAILAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
~I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
~I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
~I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
~I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
~I CRY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I CAN'T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I'm a BRUNETTE so I MUST think I'm better then redheads, blondes, and other dark haired people.
~I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
~I REALLY FVCKING HATE STEREOTYPES!