Religion: Why It Bothers Me

Damn Christians, you scary!! :O
READ WHY!!!

Chapter 1

Religion. 'Nuff said.

-WARNING- THE FOLLOWING IS A LATE NIGHT RANT I DID, AND IS ABOUT RELIGION. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO, DON'T READ. IF YOU READ PLEASE COMMENT.

Okay, so first of all, let's give a little back story?

I was "born catholic". As in, christened Catholic, and "raised the catholic way."
Bleugh.

But I grew up under a Christian religion, and was Christian until I was 11, when I started looking in to Paganism. I didn't admit to being Wiccan-Pagan until I was 12, and that lasted, like, a year or so. Then I decided that religion is bullshít, and I'm now Atheist. THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME A BAD PERSON.

I enjoy taking part in religious discussions, but I don't slam anyone. I give honest opinions and facts, like back up with Darwin's theory of evolution, and my reasons the Bible is completely illogical.

Yet DAMN, Christians, you scary!! D:

I read so many comments that were like, "God is real. Jesus is real. They are everything. Jesus loves you." I don't want Jesus to love me!! I don't want some imaginary beareded dude to watch me while I shower!!!!!
And then a lot were also like, "OMG stupid atheists, I hate you if you don't believe in God omg don't send me a friend request if you don't believe in god and don't talk to me omg leave me alone!!" Like, seriously? You hate on me because I don't want to attend a tea party with your imaginary friends? That's so CHILDISH, discriminating because I don't share your beliefs.

And then a couple people were all like, "OMG how can you not believe in God???? HE'S REAL!! Do you seriously think we evolved from stupid monkeys??!!!" Um, yes. Evolution is far more proven than the Bible.

I see a lot fo Christian girls who say Jesus loves us all, but have they READ the Bible? Women are seen as quite inferior.

And I laughed my áss off at the ones who were all like, "Judgement day is coming and all you atheists will go to hell." Lol, didn't the world, like, end twice this year? I don't see Jesus anywhere.

ALSO, soooo many people are seen as inferior in the bible! There are SO many discriminations!!!!

When I was little, the thought of burning in fire forever TERRIFIED me. Like if I didn't follow instructions in a book, I'd go to HELL? Now I think it's funny. Some people live their whole life in fear, because of "commandments"?! And what the hell is with the word "commandments"?! It sounds like a freaking cult or something, which I guess it is.

You shall have no other God before me.

What if, like, I worship Shane Dawson? Like, I idolize him, and he's pretty amazing to me....

You shall not make for yourselves an idol.

Once again, I am completely in love with Shane Dawson. And what if I'm in a relationship where I totally idolize my partner? Oh okay, not allowed. Right.

You shall not misuse the name of the Lord.

Oh Lord, why not? Oh my God, this one is stupid. XD I say OMG all the time. So I go to hell for saying OMG? Wow.

Remember the Sabbath day by keeping it Holy?

When was that one again? I celebrate Halloween. That's pretty fun. :D

Honour your father and mother.

I hate my mother. Like, honestly hate her. Soooo....

You shall not murder.

Why do you need a freaking BOOK to tell you this?? It's law!

You shall not commit adultery?

Why no séxy time? D:

You shall not steal.

I took some chocolate from my friend the other day when she wasn't looking. BURN IN HELL DEMON CHILD!!!!!!!!!

You shall not give false testimony against your neighbour?

So don't lie, right? Oops. I told that same friend that I didn't take the chocolate. Off to hell for me, then!!

Do not covet.

This one refers to cravings, desires and jealousies, right? Kay. I REEEEALLLLY wanted that chocolate. It looked SO. Good.
And what if your desire was to be a priest? No!!! What if your desire was to buy a new bible? NOO!!!! Okay, sorry. :S

Okay, for those of you who DON'T know, I'm biséxual (omg wtf dayna? ohh yeah did i not tell you guys? oops.) favouring girls, but nevertheless biséxual.
APPARENTLY gays are not good, according to the Bible!!
If "God" loves us all, why not the gays?
And if he "created" us, why did he "create" gays?!

When I started dating someone (yes, a girl) and told my friends, they were all happy for us, and one of them said, "I can't take this right now."

Yeah, she knows who she is.

We thought she meant it like she thought we were joking, because she wasn't sure when we told her, mainly because we kept cracking up.
Then I find out she's told another one of my friends that she doesn't know how to act around us, because she's Christian and we're against her religion. I was like, wow, thanks, "friend". I don't know how to act around someone being so intollerable.

"While Moses was gone on the mountain, Aaron gathered the people's gold and made an idol shaped like a calf. When Moses saw what they had done, he crushed the golden calf into powder and poured it into the water. Moses made the people drink the water."

Well fúck, Moses, we just wanted to make a friggin' cow! What, we like beef! NO! NO BEEF FOR YOU! crush Aaaand, you give em gross water. What a GREAT guy, he is definitely the kind of guy you want at a party. Moses seemed like a real áss.

We had a question a while ago in an assignment at school (third grade) that asked "How many animals did Noah have on his ark?"

At that stage, I didn't believe in anything (I had an Atheist year as a child, too, before my mother put me in Bible study, GO ME!!)
So I wrote, "None, because there was never an ark."
I got in trouble for this, my teachers telling me that it was wrong to think this way.
Why? It's true.

"And Jesus said unto them ... , "If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to younder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible to you."
But Jesus, I don't WANT to have faith in a mustard seed. I have faith that I can control my own actions, and don't need a goddamned book to tell me to do so.

"Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you."
Where is "GOD" when we're at our worst? Where is he when we're crying, screaming for salvation? Sitting up there on his áss and drinking a nice brandy? Watching over OTHER people? I thought he was "all knowing, all seeing"? DAFUQ, BRO?! o.O

Another thing I noticed was that a lot of the religious people (i'm not discriminating, just an observation) that argue with me are quite illiterate. "jesus luvs u lyk so muchh omg hes go0d fr u i prumos." Please, study proper English instead of the bible for a change. And if you're gonna argue, have some arguments prepared. Have relevant facts to back you up!!

I HATE it when people slam Charles Darwin. I thought he was a GENIUS.
I think his theory of evolution is incredibly real, and is more real than a man living in the sky and sending us all to live in the clouds.

I don't mean ANY offense to Christian's. It's okay to believe in something, I just hate it when they slam Atheists for being, well, Atheists. I would NEVER stop being friends with someone because of what they believed in. I sure as hell would lose a hell lotta respect for them if they started giving me shít about how Jesus loves me, though.

Religion is like a penís. It's nice to have one, and it's okay to be proud of it, but please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around, and PLEASE don't try to shove it down my children's throats.

Someone told me that is childish and dumb. WHY? Are you saying that religion SHOULD be whipped out in public and thrown in the faces of innocent people? Can't they have their OWN damn opinions?

I think that people should be responsible for their own actions. If they're raised to think that they must only follow a book, and God loves them, then they're not gonna try to earn the love and respect of anyone else. They're not going to try hard enough to take care of themselves, because they think that God will take care of them and love them unconditionally.

Learn to love yourself! It's fine to do so once in a while!

It's okay to be jealous! I was jealous of Bree when Shane kissed her in that one episode! I was jealous of Nathan's girlfriend (www.youtube.com/ahoynateo)
I was jealous of my friend when she got new shoes, is that SO BAD??
Am I going to hell because I had a slight moment of envy, where I thought, "Damn, I wish I was her." ??!! Well, fúck. The majority of us aren't making it to heaven, then.

"Then you will have success if you are careful to observe the decrees and laws that the LORD gave Moses for Israel. Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or discouraged"

Why is LORD always in caps? D: I scurrrred. And if I should not be afraid, should I not be afraid of Hell and my punishments. Can you say, "loophole"? ;)

God seems like he'd pretty much be an áss hole of a roomate. Like, you know that one friend you have that thinks they're the shít? Like he's fricken Scumbag Steve or something (google scumbag steve.) Like, "here, have some faith. i won't ever give you anything, but please, worship the ground i walk on."

I find it so sad that parents are pretty much brainwashing their children with all this religious shít. KIDS SHOULD HAVE A GODDAMNED CHOICE!!

I know I didn't because of my mother, but my dad and step-mum are the most supportive people ever, and are both Atheists.

Atheists AND Christians can both be wonderful peole, taking out the arrogance that is sometimes so great.

The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. ~Lynn Lavner

I love this quote. It made me laugh. But there were SOOO many haters!! They were like, "Oh my god thats so offensive to christian's and heteroséxuals!!"
No it isn't.

UUUGGGHHHH!!! It just really frustrates me!! I am FED. UP. with religion.

I think it is so dumb to rely on a book and a man who lives in the sky!! OH MY GOD GUYS! You can't hate people for not believeing in something, or believing in something, but you CAN hate arrogance and discrimination, because it's disgusting. Sure, believe in God. I'm not gonna stop you. Pray to him? Go ahead, it's YOUR time you're using up, not mine.

BUT DON'T DISCRIMINATE JUST BECAUSE HE SAID SO.
And don't try to CONVERT me! It's DISGUSTING! I'm out shopping? BAM. "Hello miss, have you talked about our lord and saviour jesus today?" No, and I don't plan to.

knock knock
"Who's there?"
"BUY MAH BIBLE."

(Anyone get the destery-asparagus joke? Anyone?? never mind..)

So I'm sick of all the psychopaths. Go ahead and comment, go ahead and hate me, WHATEVER. Discriminative people don't deserve my time anyway.

Someone told me that they were going to un-add me because i didn't believe in God. Well, that person didn't deserve to be my friend anyway.

SO I'm sorry for the rant. But I felt the need to write it all down. sigh

So PLEASE comment. What are your views on this? Christian? Atheist? Neither? Neatral? Agnostic? Guess what? I LOVE YOU ALL!! But not the discriminative people.. :( I don't like you.

COMMENT WHAT YOU THINK!! THANKS GUYS!!!! :D

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