Conversations that I've had....... You've been warned.

I was inspired by other people posting weird convo's the have had so I said Kelley, you and your friends are weirdo's. I bet you could entertain people with some weird things you have done. So here goes nothing!

Chapter 1

George, George, George of the Jungle watch out for that •({BAM})• Tree!

My friend ha the awesome magnet of a goat in 3D (the weird ones that are kinda funky but at the same time godly?) Btw we are in the middle of our school hallway! :)

Me: That's freaking awesome.
Grace: I know right!!!
Alexis: That's a goat. Goats are freaking amazing.
Me: points right next to goat I want to be standing right there.
Alexis: You're not cool enough to stand next to the 3D goat.
Me: But.....
Alexis: at the top of her lungs screaming down the hall YOU'RE NOT COOL ENOUGH TO STAND NEXT TO THE 3D GOAT.
Grace: beams

I'm talking to my mom at my house.

Mom: Bla bla bla bla bla bla-
Me: My Spanish teacher gets his hair gel from whole body.
Mom: What?
Me: But he doesn't know the brand off the top of his head.
Mom: How do you know that?
Me: He also owns a farm in upstate NY with 1 horse, 1 dog, and 1 sheep.
Mom: HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS???!!!!!
Me: Thats for me to know and for me to loard over you with.
Mom: Ummmmmmm.

In my homeroom which is insane.

Me: GIVE ME BACK MY SHOES DONNA!
Donna: NEVER! runs around with both of my shoes screaming
Teacher: lalalalalalalalalalalala I don't notice a thing
Donna: I have her shoes MWAHAHAHAHA
Izzy: Pass me the shoes Donna!! Pass them here!
Donna: Okay! throw my shoes across the room
Me: GIVE THEM BAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!

Okay so Marie is my next door neighbor and is best friends with my little siblings and is practically my sister I love her to death she is hysterical. She's 8.

Marie: Sean entertain me.
Sean: Whyyyyyyyy?
Marie: Cause I'm bored!
Sean: plays with legos or whatever 8 year olds play with
Marie: IT'S BORING HERE. walks out front door
5 mins later
Marie: walks back in and sits down on our couch IT'S EVEN MORE BORING OVER THERE!
Me: I love you Marie.
Marie: Thanks. Do you guys have any food?
Me: We have some brownies from last night.
Marie: Sean would you be a doll and get them for me?
Sean: Huff Fine.
Marie: Thanks dear.
Me: I LOVE YOU MARIE!
............... She's 8.

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