How Old Is Kakashi Hatake...?(A Modern Naruto Story w/ Special Visitors--Misaki+Aiko)

Title says it all. xD

Misaki is the character in Vixen's story (check my #2 spot in friends list for more info), and Aiko is me. xD

This point will all be in omniscent view, or whatever the heck you call it. xD This is based on Episode 101.

I'm planning on making this short...5 chapters maximum? Comment and tell me what to do! xD

Enjoy, comment, rate, favorite, and thank you everyone! xD

Chapter 1


by: Friee
"No way, nuh-uh, never."

Sakura folded her arms, frowning.

"But maybe his hair isn't's gray," said Naruto creepily, a flashlight shining in his face so that his sharper-than-normal teeth stood out.

Sakura punched Naruto on the head. "This is like the Face Under Mask thingy ALL OVER AGAIN!"

Naruto rubbed his head. "But, Sakura-chan! Just think...if he's actually sixty-two years old..."

Sasuke snorted. "Forget it, dobe. It's not going to work." He walked away.

"Teme!" Naruto whined. "C'mon, this'll be easier! We don't have to tail him, we can"

"Not convincing me," said Sasuke grumpily.

"Sheesh, you're just like Aiko-chan," muttered Naruto, still rubbing his head.

"Shut up," said Sasuke, turning away. Sakura frowned at the light blush on his cheeks. What's so special about her anyway? I don't care if she's all smart or beautiful or anything like that, SASUKE-KUN IS MINE!

"Hey! Maybe we could ask Misaki and Aiko-chan to come with us! We don't have anything to do anyway," said Naruto.

Sasuke thought about it for a moment. "Fine," he muttered. "I'm coming."

"I'm coming too," said Sakura automatically, rushing to the front to stand next to Sasuke.

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Ding...dong, sang the doorbell.

"Uh...Misaki-chan?" asked Naruto hopefully, as Misaki opened the door.

"Yeah?" said Misaki tiredly. "What do you want?"

"Uh...we were wondering...if you us?"

"On what?" said Misaki, genuinely curious.

"On a mission," said Naruto dramatically, grinning goofily.

"What kind of mission?" asked Misaki.

"We're trying to find old Kaka-sensei REALLY is," snarled Naruto, shining his flashlight in his face again.

"I'm coming," said Misaki immediately.

Naruto was surprised. "Really?"

"Yes, knucklehead. It's also to save you trouble from trying to convince Aiko."

Naruto grimaced, putting the flashlight away. "She'll be a tough nut to crack." Then he grinned. "Oh, I'll convince her, all right..."

"How? By threatening that you'll eat seventy-three bowls of ramen and then that you'll puke all over her face?" said Sasuke, rolling his eyes.

Naruto paused. "Good idea."

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"Uh, are you sure this is the right way?" asked Sakura uneasily. "I mean, we're going in the direction of your house, right?"

"Aiko lives right next to me," said Naruto happily.

Ding...dong, sang the doorbell.

"Come in!"

"The door's locked!" screeched Naruto.

"No, it's not. Wait...I opened that!"

The lock turned, and a gust of wind burst out of the keyhole.

Aiko stared at the group. "Oh, hey, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Misaki."

"Didn't you know it was me?" said Naruto, storming over to the refridgerator to get carton of milk.

"Uh, no," said Aiko truthfully. "Actually I thought Naruto was a talking hyena!"

Naruto choked on the milk that he was guzzling straight out of the carton. "You WHAT?!" he spluttered.

"Well, it's true!" protested Aiko. "I mean, with your voice that screechy..."

Naruto finished the carton, glaring at Aiko the whole entire while, and threw the carton out of the window.

"Why do you let him do that?" asked Sakura incredulously, watching Naruto close the refridgerator door, rummage through the pantry, and wrench out a cup of ramen.

"I don't know...I mean, as long as I get repayment..." said Aiko, her lips curled up into an evil smile.

"What's that?" asked Naruto, filling up the ramen cup with boiling water.

"Oh, just that I get to set your pants on fire," said Aiko breezily.

"You WHAT?!" screamed Naruto for the second time.

"Push your eyes back in, Naruto, I'm not going to do it what did you come here for?"

" us in a mission," muttered Sasuke, his eyes on the floor.

"What kind of mission?" asked Aiko, yawning.

"To discover...HOW OLD KAKASHI-SENSEI IS," cackled Naruto, his flashlight shining in his face for the third time.

Aiko laughed. "Oh, please. Waste my energy on that?" She yawned again. "I'd rather sleep. Tired, you know..."

"Aww, please, Aiko?"

"Not gonna happen. I mean, seriously, Naruto," said Aiko, collpasing on the couch, "it's really a waste of's not like the time when we tried to see his face..."

"C'mon, Aiko," said Naruto pleadingly.



"Forget it," Aiko sighed. She closed her eyes.


Aiko heaved herself upright on the couch, annoyed. "Naruto, if you say another word I'll--"

She was surprised at the puppy-dog faces Naruto and Misaki were pulling off. Sasuke's face was obscured by a lock of raven hair. He dragged his shoe across the floor, emmiting a satisfying squeak. Sakura was shaking her head, rolling her eyes up at the ceiling.

Aiko and the group stared at each other.

Naruto mouthed, 'Pretty pretty please with sugar on top?'

Aiko laughed again. "Fine, fine, I'll come. But next time we're doing something stupid like this again, I'm not going to come. Unless Naruto stops eating ramen for a month."

Naruto went pale. "Not gonna happen," he said, grabbing some chopsticks and shoving noodles into his mouth.

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"Hah. Is that the best you can do?"

"Don't get so cocky, teme!" Naruto grinned, bursting into three clones with a simple hand sign and a shout. One clone gripped the Uchiha's ankles, while another stood on his back, leaving Sasuke unable to move. The third and real Naruto stood over him, Rasengan forming in his hand. "Try this one on for size!" he shrieked, and was about to plunge his hand in Sasuke's stomach before Sasuke exploded in a puff of smoke, and a kunai was pressed against Naruto's neck.

"Tch. What a waste of time," said Sasuke, rolling his eyes and twirling the kunai around his finger before storing it back into his pouch.

"Hey! I made you use the SHARINGAN! Maybe someday I'll even defeat Kaka-sensei--"

"Now, don't be too proud of yourself, Naruto," said Kakashi lazily, flipping a page of his Icha-Icha Paradise book.

"Hah! You're just saying that because you don't want your old butt kicked--"

"Naruto!" screamed Sakura, punching him in the stomach. "Don't talk to Kakashi-sensei like that!"

"Thank you, Sakura," said Kakashi serenely. "Okay, so Aiko, you and Sasuke train. Bets on who's to win?"

"Naw," said Naruto, leaning against a tree. "I'll just watch them beat each other up. It's going to be fun!"

Kuso, thought Sasuke heatedly. Of all the people I could spar with!

"What's it going to be? Taijutsu? Genjutsu? Ninjutsu?"

"You're not going to beat me anyhow," snarled Sasuke, adjusting his arm warmers.

"Hah. We'll see."

Then she charged at Sasuke, flipped over, and vanished.

Huh? Where'd she go? Above? Behind? Or...below?

He jumped up at exactly the right moment. Aiko's hands closed on thin air. While she fell, she threw a few shurikens, which skimmed near Sasuke's left ear.

What's she playing at?

"I'm right behind you..."

He whirled around. There was nothing.

Instantly, a dreadful metallic sound pierced the silence. The Uchiha fell to his knees, hands clamped over his ears.


He pulled out a kunai and stabbed himself in the arm.

The sound receded.

Where is she? He looked around wildly. Kakashi's brow was creased. He glanced at Sasuke and showed his Sharingan eye to him.


His Sharingan eye activated. Gritting his teeth, he tried to stem the flow of blood from his kunai wound. I can't sense her anywhere...

"Too late," said a voice behind him.


He whirled around and managed to aim a kick at Aiko's stomach.

"Not bad," said Aiko, dodging the kick easily. "But didn't you hear that boys shouldn't hurt girls...unless absolutely necessary?"

Sasuke scowled and made the Horse and Tiger hand signs. "Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu!"

"Water Release--Tidal Wave!"

Fire and water converged on each other.

Oh, damn.

The water roared, twisting into a great liquid hydra, and charged down Sasuke.

She's inside?

"Gotcha!" yelled the two genins in unison.

A kunai jabbed into Aiko's neck, and another pricked Sasuke's skull.

"Let's call it a tie," said Kakashi-sensei.

"Hn," Sasuke grumped, storing the kunai back into his pouch.

Aiko poked Sasuke's arm. "Listen up. So, first, go home and take a shower, and then..."

Aiko whispered some words in Sasuke's ear.

"You''re sure it's tomorrow?"

"Yup," Aiko said happily.

Sasuke grinned. "Let's do it tomorrow then..."

Aiko nodded. "Attempt Number One."

Then she snickered evilly, glancing at Kakashi-sensei.

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~Woot! Nice, right? What's Attempt Number One? xD Oh, cliffhangers...~
~Comment, rate, favorite if possible. Luff ya all!~


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