Tell Me What To Do - A Weasley SongFic

The Hogwarts Bumbling Band of Buffoons...
Lead Singer: Alifenya (Ali) Malfoy (elder sister of Draco by 2 years)
Back up Voice: Luna Lovegood
Rap and keyboard: Fred and George Weasley
Bass Guitarist: Alicia Spinnet
Drums: Lee Jordan
Prof McGonnagal asked for a band for The Yule Ball. The only people they could find, where students...

Chapter 1

Hey, Hey, You, You!

by: mario2171
"Good luck!" whispered Hermione. Ali grinned. "Thanks, 'Mione. This will be..."
"Interesting." Ali laughed, and spotted the twins. She gave her a quick hug, and smiled. "See you on stage!" Hermione waved, and Ali hurried over to Fred and George. "You guys ready?"
"Oh yeah." They both looked pretty good, in jeans and Gryffindor shirts, with a leather jacket. Fred noticed her looking, and pretended to strike a pose. "Save it for the stage, Freddy-Weddy. Come on, Georgy... Porgy?" she said, giggling.
"Oi, you calling this," he pointed to himself "Fat??"
"Oh never mind, let's go!!" Ali ran up to the stage, giving Alicia and Lee a thumbs up. Luna was sitting on the stage, looking lost, but perfectly happy. She took her position, and waved over Luna, who picked herself up, and stood back to back with Ali. The music started, and Ali started to sing...

(A.N. If u want the music, its Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend and Ali and Luna 's parts will show like this :))

Ali danced round to face the crowd, pointing at Luna.

Hey, hey, you, you,
I don't like your girlfriend!

No way, no way

I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you,
I could be your girlfriend!

Hey, hey, you, you,
I know that you like me!

No way, no way

You know it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you,
I want to be your girlfriend!

She crept up beside Lee who was paying very little attention to anything but his drums, and attempted to sing to him.

You're so fine, I want you mine, you're so delicious
I think about you all the time, you're so addictive
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright?
Alright, alright, alright

Lee had finally noticed, and was trying to shoo her away.

Don't pretend, I think you know I'm dayum precious
And he'll yeah, I'm a mother friggin princess.
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right.


I'm right, I'm right, I'm right

Ali and Luna were pretending to fight, but Ali was finding it very hard to get Luna to stay in character.

She's like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everybody's talking 'bout!

Hey, hey, you, you,
I don't like your girlfriend!

No way, no way

I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you,
I could be your girlfriend!

Hey, hey, you, you,
I know that you like me!

No way, no way

You know it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you,
I want to be your girlfriend!

After failing miserably at trying to start a fight with Luna, she attempted to bring her back into character by approaching her 'boyfriend'

I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know
you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again

And again and again and again

So come over here and tell me what I wanna hear
Better yet, make your girlfriend disappear
I don't wanna hear you say her name ever again

And again and again and again

Cause she's like so whatever
And you could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everybody's talking about

After only having Luna go and try to sit on Lee's lap while he was playing, Ali was unsure whether the croud was laughing at them, or with them.

Hey, hey, you, you,
I don't like your girlfriend!

No way, no way

I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you,
I could be your girlfriend!

Hey, hey, you, you,
I know that you like me!

No way, no way

You know it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you,
I want to be your girlfriend!

Ali walked out into the crowd from the stage, smiling and grabbing people to dance with.

Oh, in a second you'll be wrapped around my finger

Woo

'cause I can, cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
Hey, she's so stupid, what the he'll where you thinking?

Ali decided that dancing with Neville wasn't a good idea, after being trodden on several times.

Oh, in a second you'll be wrapped around my finger

Woo

'cause I can, cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
Hey, she's so stupid, what the he'll where you thinking?

Neither was dancing with Roger Davies, Fleur looked murderous.

Hey, hey, you, you,
I don't like your girlfriend!

No way, no way

I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you,
I could be your girlfriend!

No way,

HEY HEY!

Ali was completely out of breath, and the crowd errupted. Most thought she was either a good singer, or couldn't stop laughing at Luna. Ali was pleased with herself, however. "Only three more to go..." she muttered.

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