Pick-up Lines

Well it's quite late right now and I have nothing to do sooo I'm just going to post a bunch of pick-lines that I know.
If you want to make a chapter, just tell me so and I will assign it to you! =]]

Chapter 2

More pick-up lines =]]

by: Jacers__
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can sure make your bed rock ;]

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. Now I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed by just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

For a minute I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Then I realized I'm very much alive and that heaven has been brought to me.

You're so beautiful I forgot my pick up line!

If I had a star for every time you brightened my life, I'd have a galaxy in my hands.

I must be a snowflake because I have fallen for you.

Babe, if you were words on a page, you'd be what we call FINE PRINT!

You must be a hell of a thief because you just stole me heart from across the room.

You know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars and matched a reason with every star for why I love you. That is, until I ran out of stars.

Would you grab my arm so I can tell me friends that I have been touched by an angel?

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get!

If the stars fell every time I think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

See my friend over there? [Points to friend] Ya, he wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

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Man: You must be from Jamaica, cuz you are Jamaican me crazy!
Woman: and you must be from the Yukon cuz Yukon go f yourself.

...

Can you pull this heart shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

If we shared a garden, I'd put your tulips and my tulips together.

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