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Sayings =] Chapter 4 :)
This is just gonna have a bunch of sayings that I got stuck in my head =]
Hope you like them. =]
-'I WAS going to take over the world but there was shiny stuff....SHINY I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!'
-It's all fun and games until someone loses a BROWNIE!
-You say psycho like it's a bad thing.
-I love my weird, gorgeous, lame, awesome, goofy, crazy, freaky, socially challenged FRIENDS
-Does the noise in my head bother you?
-Normal people SCARE me
-The person who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
-A computer once beat me at chess..it was no match for at me at kick-boxing
-Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years
-Life is not a box of chocolates, its more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your azz tomorrow
-Places to go, people to annoy
-Remember, you are born to live. Don't live because you are born
-Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted
-The only thing better than a friend is a friend with a bag of m&m's
-Best friends: They know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen in public with you
-We're not perfect, we laugh too hard, we are way too loud, we make complete fools of ourselves but doing it together makes us Best friends =]
-I roll with the best and nothing less
-Best friends are like stars, you may not always see them but you know they are always there
-If a problem can be solved, no need to worry about it. If a problem cant be solved, what is the use of worrying?
-Life isnt a garden so dont be a hoe
-you dont have to be crazy to be my friend, but it sure helps!
-if a man speaks in the forest but no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
-One law in friendship is to never make your friend lonely...so disturb them as much as possible =]
-relationships are like glass, somethings its better to leave them broken than to hurt yourself trying to much them back together
-Remember, as far as anyone knows, we are a nice, happy family.
-Dance like no body's watching and sing like no body's listening
-There's more to life than boys...i just haven't found it yet
-I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous!
-Yes i do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear thank you very much.
Live you life crazy and love every second of it
-I dont suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it
-It's all fun and games until someone loses a BROWNIE!
-You say psycho like it's a bad thing.
-I love my weird, gorgeous, lame, awesome, goofy, crazy, freaky, socially challenged FRIENDS
-Does the noise in my head bother you?
-Normal people SCARE me
-The person who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
-A computer once beat me at chess..it was no match for at me at kick-boxing
-Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years
-Life is not a box of chocolates, its more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your azz tomorrow
-Places to go, people to annoy
-Remember, you are born to live. Don't live because you are born
-Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted
-The only thing better than a friend is a friend with a bag of m&m's
-Best friends: They know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen in public with you
-We're not perfect, we laugh too hard, we are way too loud, we make complete fools of ourselves but doing it together makes us Best friends =]
-I roll with the best and nothing less
-Best friends are like stars, you may not always see them but you know they are always there
-If a problem can be solved, no need to worry about it. If a problem cant be solved, what is the use of worrying?
-Life isnt a garden so dont be a hoe
-you dont have to be crazy to be my friend, but it sure helps!
-if a man speaks in the forest but no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
-One law in friendship is to never make your friend lonely...so disturb them as much as possible =]
-relationships are like glass, somethings its better to leave them broken than to hurt yourself trying to much them back together
-Remember, as far as anyone knows, we are a nice, happy family.
-Dance like no body's watching and sing like no body's listening
-There's more to life than boys...i just haven't found it yet
-I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous!
-Yes i do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear thank you very much.
Live you life crazy and love every second of it
-I dont suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it
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Aha nice ones SalPal :)
My mother began to go crazy. Not in a 'Let's paint the kitchen red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwich, I am God' sort of way.
-Your mind is like an unsafe neighborhood; don't go there alone.
-She's always so nice and friendly. Exactly the disposition of a baby killer.
-A person didn't really need math for anything anyway. Maybe some people did. Some limited people.
-I will please shut the hell up the day you please drop the hell dead.
Sorry for so many xD
-The sea is nothing but a library of all the tears in history.
-If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
-If you are going through hell, keep going.
-You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
-My mother began to go crazy. Not in a 'Let's paint the kitchen red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven,
-Grinning is something you do when you are entertained in some way, such as reading a good book or watching someone you don't care for spill orange soda all over themselves.
-I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone. Then this is my life and maybe, however unlikely, I’ll find my way back there. Or maybe, one day, I’ll settle for second best. And on that same day, hell will freeze over, the sun will burn out and the stars will fall from the sky.
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-Life's a bittch because if it were a slutt it'd be easy
-Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
-You are you. Now isn't that pleasant?
-Even though there are no ways of knowing for sure, there are ways of knowing for pretty sure.
-Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.
-Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them, you'll find more than you ever imagined possible.
Grinning is something you do when>
the math... it hurts my small brain!... ouch >.<"
lol nice!! :D
LOVE ALL OF EM
awesome!!!!
i didnt read all of them yet but i read up thru this one and its my fave so far :D
You say psycho like it's a bad thing
XD