Sayings =] Chapter 4 :)

Sayings =] Chapter 4 :)

This is just gonna have a bunch of sayings that I got stuck in my head =]
Hope you like them. =]

Chapter 1

Sayings

-'I WAS going to take over the world but there was shiny stuff....SHINY I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!'
-It's all fun and games until someone loses a BROWNIE!
-You say psycho like it's a bad thing.
-I love my weird, gorgeous, lame, awesome, goofy, crazy, freaky, socially challenged FRIENDS
-Does the noise in my head bother you?
-Normal people SCARE me
-The person who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
-A computer once beat me at chess..it was no match for at me at kick-boxing
-Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years
-Life is not a box of chocolates, its more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your azz tomorrow
-Places to go, people to annoy
-Remember, you are born to live. Don't live because you are born
-Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted
-The only thing better than a friend is a friend with a bag of m&m's
-Best friends: They know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen in public with you
-We're not perfect, we laugh too hard, we are way too loud, we make complete fools of ourselves but doing it together makes us Best friends =]
-I roll with the best and nothing less
-Best friends are like stars, you may not always see them but you know they are always there
-If a problem can be solved, no need to worry about it. If a problem cant be solved, what is the use of worrying?
-Life isnt a garden so dont be a hoe
-you dont have to be crazy to be my friend, but it sure helps!
-if a man speaks in the forest but no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
-One law in friendship is to never make your friend lonely...so disturb them as much as possible =]
-relationships are like glass, somethings its better to leave them broken than to hurt yourself trying to much them back together
-Remember, as far as anyone knows, we are a nice, happy family.
-Dance like no body's watching and sing like no body's listening
-There's more to life than boys...i just haven't found it yet
-I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous!
-Yes i do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear thank you very much.
Live you life crazy and love every second of it
-I dont suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it

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