The Endless Tales of Paul The Magic Unicorn

The Endless Tales of Paul The Magic Unicorn

So one day I got extremely hyper, like, lets put it this way, my friend Derrel described it as "you know when a normal person takes shots and shots of jack? its like that."
so tada, here it is, "PAUL THE MAGIC UNICRON"

Chapter 1

Paul the (Fill in the Blank) Unicorn

Paul the magic unicorn
With his cool shiny horn
Went to a farm to eat some corn
Paul the magic unicorn

Paul the cannibal unicorn
Found some newborn unicorns
Ate their guts but saved the horns
Paul the cannibal unicorn

Paul the perverted unicorn
Went to the neighbors
To watch his favorite porn
Paul the perverted unicorn

Paul the big fat unicorn
Went in the forest to eat some cheese
But it was a tent
Paul the big fat unicorn

Paul the end of the song unicorn
Almost got turned into bacon by that kid in the tent
But Paul ate Kevin
Paul the end of the song unicorn

THE END 

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