15 Things Fred and George Weasly MUST Remember!
ivytrap and i created this... well... for the hell of it...
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~Lexia
Chapter 1
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1. ~ Tricking Slytherins into drinking polyjuice potion is NOT extra credit in potions class
2. ~ Asking Nevil to borrow his tap shoes is only funny the first time.
3. ~ Asking Luna and Nevil when the wedding will be is NOT funny.
4. ~ You are not jedis and therefore cannot use the force.
4b. ~ nor can you conjure lightsabers and have a duel.
5. ~ Telling Ron that Aragog is looking for him is not funny.
5b. ~Nor is telling Ron that Aragog didn't sound happy.
6. ~ Stalking their sister to scare off any boy that they see is unfair to her.
6b. ~With the only exception being Draco Malfoy.
6b. ~and McLaggen.
7. ~Telling the school about Professors Dumbledore and Mcgonagall's secret love life is only funny if they don't hear about it.
8. ~Sneaking a grindylow into Professor Snape's shower is not snickers not... Funny...
9. ~Telling Professor Umbridge that the centaurs say Hello is not funny.
9b. ~No matter how much she screams.
10. ~Letting dogs loose in Professor Umbridge's office to scare her kitten paintings is not tasteful.
11. ~Spiking Professor Snape's pumpkin juice isn't funny, no matter how hideous his voice is when he sings "A Cauldron Full of Hot, Strong Love."
12. ~They are not to suggest that Luna Lovegood go to a "special" home.
13. ~They are not to sell dangerous experiments on Hogwarts grounds.
13b. ~Nor are they allowed to test these experiments on Professor Snape.
13c. ~Or Nevil.
14. ~Using polyjuice potion to make themselves look like Umbridge is strictly forbidden.
14b. ~Having not done this, they will not take the advantage to make a decree saying "All Malfoys Are Prohibited."
15. ~Introducing facebook to the Professors is not a good idea.
15b. ~Friending the Professors is worse.
2. ~ Asking Nevil to borrow his tap shoes is only funny the first time.
3. ~ Asking Luna and Nevil when the wedding will be is NOT funny.
4. ~ You are not jedis and therefore cannot use the force.
4b. ~ nor can you conjure lightsabers and have a duel.
5. ~ Telling Ron that Aragog is looking for him is not funny.
5b. ~Nor is telling Ron that Aragog didn't sound happy.
6. ~ Stalking their sister to scare off any boy that they see is unfair to her.
6b. ~With the only exception being Draco Malfoy.
6b. ~and McLaggen.
7. ~Telling the school about Professors Dumbledore and Mcgonagall's secret love life is only funny if they don't hear about it.
8. ~Sneaking a grindylow into Professor Snape's shower is not snickers not... Funny...
9. ~Telling Professor Umbridge that the centaurs say Hello is not funny.
9b. ~No matter how much she screams.
10. ~Letting dogs loose in Professor Umbridge's office to scare her kitten paintings is not tasteful.
11. ~Spiking Professor Snape's pumpkin juice isn't funny, no matter how hideous his voice is when he sings "A Cauldron Full of Hot, Strong Love."
12. ~They are not to suggest that Luna Lovegood go to a "special" home.
13. ~They are not to sell dangerous experiments on Hogwarts grounds.
13b. ~Nor are they allowed to test these experiments on Professor Snape.
13c. ~Or Nevil.
14. ~Using polyjuice potion to make themselves look like Umbridge is strictly forbidden.
14b. ~Having not done this, they will not take the advantage to make a decree saying "All Malfoys Are Prohibited."
15. ~Introducing facebook to the Professors is not a good idea.
15b. ~Friending the Professors is worse.
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this is funny! reall funny and ingenious
ahahahahahahahahaha I <3 seeing other HP fans! I can't wait for the new movie! squeals with joy AVPM/S is the best you should look it up on youtube!
is busy with currently laughing her head off to answer :)
oh! darn!
lol. amazing list :D
I can imagine snape singing : oh come and stir my culden and if you do it right i'll boil you up some hot strong love to keep you warm tonight!
And the facebook thing pure gold
Hahaha! I think I've seen another story like this in fanfiction.net. Not actually a list. But a story created specifically for a thing on the list. I found one on gryndilows, I think.
LOL!! I ♥ these!!!!!