My Daily Quibblo Joke Book :D

My Daily Quibblo Joke Book :D

So! Everyone says that laughter is the best medicine! Well what better way to start the day than with a daily joke for that day! I will do my best to keep it clean! But let us also all be mature adults around here Otay! :D

Chapter 1

Joke For Saturday June 3rd 2017 (Little Johnny-Finding Jesus)

A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."

Mary answers, "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"

The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.

"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"

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