Mortal Instruments who said it quiz

by: Bur0030

In this quiz, the questions are quotes from the books series 'The Mortal Instruments' by Cassandra Clare. The answers to the questions are the people that said the quotes.

  1. 1

    The only way you could make enough money to hire Magnus by selling lemonade is if you put meth in it.

  2. 2

    You are not trivial.

  3. 3

    Well I'd hate to interrupt your pleasant night stroll with my sudden death.

  4. 4

    I love round tables, they suite me so much better than square

  5. 5

    I'm a werewolf, not a golden retriever.

  6. 6

    Unfortunately, we're all out of bitter revenge at the moment, so it's either tea or nothing.

  7. 7

    "Jesus!" "Actually it's just me, although I've been told the resemblance is startling.

  8. 8

    Well I'm certainly not Ragnor Fell the exotic dancer.

  9. 9

    There's no need to clarify my finger snap, the implication was clear in the snap itself.

  10. 10

    I can't wait until you draw something really complicated, like the Brooklyn Bridge or a lobster. You'll probably send me a singing telegram.

  11. 11

    Nice, bah. He's gorgeous. You should leave him here. I could hang hats on him and things.

  12. 12

    That never matters. Not when you blame yourself.

  13. 13

    Did you ever think that in a past life Alec was an old woman with ninety cats who was always yelling at the neighborhood kids to get off her lawn? Because I do.

  14. 14

    Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope.

  15. 15

    "Investigation? Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have some code name. "Good idea. I shall be Baron Hotscaft Von Hugenstein."

  16. 16

    I think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual.

  17. 17

    "This is bad." "You said that before." "It seemed worth repeating.

  18. 18

    I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while. It relaxes me.

  19. 19

    "You invited him into bed?" "Ridiculous, isn't it? We would never have all fit."

  20. 20

    "Enormous? Did you just call me fat?" "It was an analogy." "I am not fat."

  21. 21

    "Is standing by the window muttering about blood something he does all the time?" "No, sometimes he sits on the couch and does it."

  22. 22

    I am a man, and men do not consume pink beverages.

  23. 23

    My Romanian is pretty much limited to useful phrases like 'are these snakes poisonous?' and 'but you look much too young to be a police officer.'

  24. 24

    Oh, you're being sarcastic. That's a good sign, probably.

  25. 25

    Have you checked? I could kick him if you want.

  26. 26

    In the end, it was the choice you made, and it doesn't matter how hard it was to make - it matters that you did.

  27. 27

    It's not like a stab wound you can protect me from. It's a million little paper cuts every day.

  28. 28

    "I don't remember the Clave inviting you to the Glass City __.""They didn't. Your wards are down.""Really? I hadn't noticed.""That's terrible. Someone should have told you. Tell him the wards are down

  29. 29

    Someday you and I will be the only two left.

  30. 30

    You tried to drink the East River.

  31. 31

    I'm a demon hunter. Clearly, I am not afraid of the dark.

  32. 32

    Come in, and try not to murder any of my guests.

  33. 33

    Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself.

  34. 34

    "That does it. I'm going to get ou a dictionary for Christmas this year." "Why?" "So you can look up 'fun.' I'm not sure you know what it means."

  35. 35

    I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.' Will that make you happy?

  36. 36

    That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like a Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

  37. 37

    He pinched me when I passed him earlier. In a highly personal area.

  38. 38

    You said you were going for a walk. What kind of walk takes six hours?

  39. 39

    I'm pure at heart. It repels the dirt.

  40. 40

    You might want to lie down. I find that it helps when the crushing sense of realization sets in.

  41. 41

    She wasn't very pleasant the last time I saw her. Of course, that could be because I've got a boyfriend with a stamina rune and she doesn't.

  42. 42

    If you can't tell the truth to the people you care about most, eventually you stop being able to tell the truth to yourself.

  43. 43

    "Did you pay for those?" "Sure. I make dollar bills magically appear in the cash register." "Really?" "No, but you can pretend I did if it makes you feel better."

  44. 44

    He's burn the whole world down till he could dig you out of the ashes.

  45. 45

    Well, except that he keeps putting all my things away and trying to clean up. Now I can't find anything. He's compulsive.

  46. 46

    It's the mortal cup Jace, not the mortal toilet bowl.

  47. 47

    Never believe the bad guy is dead until you see the body, that just leads to unhappiness and surprise ambushes.

  48. 48

    It's not often you see someone drool... Especially with such total abandon. Mouth wide open and everything.

  49. 49

    Love isn't moral or immoral. It just is.

  50. 50

    "I get the feeling, she hasn't forgiven me for betraying you, as she sees it." "Good girl." "I didn't betray you, idiot." "It's the thought that counts."

  51. 51

    But isn't that what love is Clarissa? Ownership?

  52. 52

    I would never hit a moose. They're endangered

  53. 53

    Just for the record, my hair is naturally blonde.

  54. 54

    I hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider.

  55. 55

    I don't want to grow up, I want to be an angst ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.

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