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Good morning everyone. Life is good. I am laying in bed with my mommy right now scratching her bug bites.
No, no, I didn't go to England; I went to London.
Hey Lovlies! What's the deal with some a these people who think my tweets r Physo? Am I hard to understand?
fastball. the trolls are foaming from their toothless holes. rumor mill abundant with evil gossip. mainstream heretics smirking.
The air here in Shanghai, China is windy and polluted....Nevermind...I just farted.
WHY is everyone in SUCH a panic about hurricane (i'm calling it Sally)..? Stop projecting negativity! Think positive and pray for peace.
I know Iceland isnâ€™t a continent but its in Antarctica which is a continent so HA....
Rocks, paper, siccor......
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
In a thousand years archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.
On my way to workout with my trainer. everytime we have to do squats and he yells at me 'get lower like you're in the club.' I don't squat in the club unless I'm peeing.
Tis my first twitt-er. Or tweet? Twit? Or tweet? "Twit or tweet everybody." Is this anything?
Greetings Tweetarians! I have just landed on your Planet. This could be my last Tweet.
I only smoke tobacco I don't drink or do drugs. I've never had a bong in my life! I need to get another nose job after seeing my mugshot.
Room service uuuuugh! I hate when I order fruit and I can taste the other food they cut with the same knife. Beef flavored pineapples