Jonas Quotes

Jonas Quotes

by: KevinJonasLuvr

its easy. just match th quote wif th rite jonas

  1. 1

    "I wish I could shoot bacon out of my eyes"

  2. 2

    "Are you turtlenecking?"

  3. 3

    "I consume too much sugar. It's a problem. I need to stop"

  4. 4

    "Wait, wait. They started with just regular pancakes, now they're chocolate chip? Where are you going with this man?"

  5. 5

    "I love how they laugh at everything I say. That's excellent"

  6. 6

    "I wish a girl would blindfold me and take me to Disneyland"

  7. 7

    "Sometimes we run out of milk and I freak out. I'm like where's my MILK!"

  8. 8

    "Me and Kevin used to have competitions to see who could swallow the most quarters. I'm worth $1.25"

  9. 9

    "Well, an egg doesn't say crack this"

  10. 10

    "I got one move, one move, it's gold, it's gold, it's perfect. Everyone would be like..dude how'd you do that move? That's ridiculous"

  11. 11

    "Are those moon pants you're wearing 'cuz your booty is out of this world"

  12. 12

    "I'll respond to your text message, baby"

  13. 13

    "Maybe we'll be like Ludacris and pop out an album on the same date every year no matter what it is"

  14. 14

    "Miley Cyrus needs a straightjacket!"

  15. 15

    "Picking my nose....I do that occasionally"

  16. 16

    I had an imaginary friend, his name was Joe. He'd always get me into trouble"

  17. 17

    "See these muscles? They can wreck you!"

  18. 18

    "I would like to record a song with Michael Jackson, but I want a wall between us"

  19. 19

    "I love earlobes....no just kidding"

  20. 20

    "Well, I just have the best looks so it doesn't matter"

  21. 21

    "I have a very electric style from pop, to emo, to hardcore, to your mom"

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