The House, MD Team Application Form

by: courage2b

Dr. Greg House is now without a team. But, maybe YOU can work with him! YOU can add symptoms to the white board. YOU can have your ideas mocked. YOU can run labs in the wee hours of the morning as he plays the piano at home guzzling whiskey. YOU can search the homes of strangers (without a warrant) for medical clues. YOU... Well enough of that. You get the idea. If you wanna work for House, just complete this job application. Pick YOUR BEST answer for each item:

  1. 1

    So far, the white board has the follwing symtoms on it: Blurred vision, increased heart rate, decreased liver function and hallucinations. What do you think?

  2. 2

    A patient has just had labs returned and the bilirubin level is off-the-charts. Your fellow team members support the notion that the patient may have Gilbert's disease. What do you say?

  3. 3

    You are searching a patient's home for clues to their medical problem. What's the main thing that you are looking for?

  4. 4

    Your patient seizes in front of you, their family and your team members. This is the first time they've ever had a seizure. What's your next move?

  5. 5

    Your patient needs emergency surgery and all the operating rooms are in use. What do you do?

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