(I know this is a pickup line but whatever.) "You make my software turn into hardware."
Aw, Summer's first joke was the one I was going to say, and it's the only one I know. Lol.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer!
Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.
Two chemists enter a bar, the 1st chemists asks for a glass of H2O and the 2nd chemist asks for H2O too. The 2nd chemist gets poisoned and dies
Atom 1: ''I've lost one electron''
Atom 2: ''Are you positive?''
I once got asked if I knew any jokes about sodium, I said Na
The roundest knight at Arthurs table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much Pi
Did you hear about the dog that got his left arm and left leg cut off? It's okay, he's all right now! XD
I crashed my car into a tree and found out my Mercedes bends