So the other day in health when we were studying the drugs and alcohol topic the teacher said "tomorrow we will be in the class room doing drugs" the whole class cracked up laughing at this.
The meanest thing a teacher ever said to me was "You will never amount to anything" this still haunts me today even 3 years after he said it.
This is my French teacher and my friend in the middle of class, it will be translated to English for you- "Ok I'm done teaching for the day. Julien, you're the teacher now."
Julien- "Ok!" walks to the front of the class "Hello class my name is Mr. Julien. We are going to learn a new word: Dinosaur. This is the action to help you remember the word dinosaur." runs out of the class while having his arms in a TRex position then comes back
It was so funny! My French teacher rocks!
This year, my substitute science teacher said "I thought you were all younger, you're such a cute group of seventh graders."
One day in preschool...
Me (peering over at my teachers computer): Teacher Andrew, does that say dating sites.
Teacher Andrew: Who taught you how to read?
Me: My mommy.
Teacher Andrew: You're not ready to read yet, tell you're mom not to teach you.
Me: Why are you looking at dating sites?
Teacher Andrew: Go play with you're friends.
I've had a lot of weird things. I've had conversations with my music teacher about how hot Daryl is in the walking dead and what we would do in a zombie apocalypse. I've had loads more (way weirder ones) but my computer is slow and it took me ages to type this...
In 7th grade, my algebra teacher split up the class into teams. My friend Cameron was talking to Jessame, a girl who was on his team, and the teacher said, "Stop flirting and answer the question."
Lemme see here... " RUN LIKE A MAD RUSSIAN IS ON YOUR TAIL!!!! " - Soccer coach
"Have I made your life miserable yet? " - Geometry teacher
" Do you want to light something on fire? We can do that, we have the chemicals...stares at the cabinets with a blank face of wonder and calculations " - Chemistry teacher
My 8th grade english teacher said "I EXPECT YOU ALL TO HAVE A'S!!!!"
20 minutes later, "I don't expect you all to get it right away, not many people should have higher grades"
Technically a teacher asked this to someone else but still pretty odd (at least for me)
she asked this boy when he was going to ask out the girl he was staring at, It was pretty funny
It wasn't really strange, but horrible.
Last year I was in a class where all we had to do was walk. As I got closer to my teacher, one day, he asked me how I was doing. And, you know, most people don't really care to know how you feel anyways, yet they still ask. I was honest and said "Depressed". He answered back, "That's good." Either he didn't hear me, or he had a set answer in mind, or both. Regardless of what happened, I felt horrible for the rest of the day.