Conspiracy theory - literally exactly what the NSA does.
Okay then writes down on piece of paper
Do you have a theory of what fish looked like before they evolved into water animals?
The government. Maker of mountains and destroyer of the original form of fish.
Hahaha XD yasss!!!
To save their species from the government... Making mountains!!! Genius!!!
Hmmm................. it makes sense nods
I just had a theory pop into my head. Rivers were created when fish evolved into water animals after digging the rivers to save their species from the government.