Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'sorry, we don't serve noble gases here.' Argon doesn't react.
I took that joke from vlogbrothers (a youtube channel). You should check out vlogbrothers, I generally find their videos to be hilarious (and motivating and clean). :D
Something random I found the other day:
I cant believe the crazy things people do these days. I was sitting in church today when this person next to me lit up a cigarette, and I almost dropped my beer.
My reaction to these:
Aha! Aha! Aha! *slaps knee* the silent laugh
So I have this friend named Isac. He is mr. popular at our school (the good kind). For some reason he always ends up being the one I go to "punch." I never actually punch him unless I want to and he deserves it. But one time...
We were in the gym before an assembly and hes standing a little ways away. I say "Hey Isac." and go to "punch" him. But as I do someone pushes him as I do it and he ran into my fist XD I officially have the right to say "I didnt punch him he just ran into my fist." XD
For some reason, I find the movie title "Free Willy" to be hilarious at this hour.
Okay, but here's an actual joke:
A Roman walks into a bar, and he holds up two fingers. He tells the bartender: "Five beers, please"
Hey. I Spained my Ankle.
Well them. You better put some Prussia on it!!!....
Sorry for the spam but I'm bored and need some cheering up! Please? 0u0