I think you should look up jokes about things you're obsessed with and know a lot about, it'll help. Trust me.
But here are some pick up lines:
You must be a broom, because you just sweapt me off my feet.
Hope you know CPR, because you're taking my breath away.
Now please, look up some jokes that will appeal to you. Or watch cat videos. :)
I think this might make you smile:
I have a joke!
How many tickle does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! (say it aloud if you don't get it)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1G5kuSIk_4. That would sure to make you laugh- well it depends whether you like futball or not...do you?
I suggested Hetalia as a resource to my history teacher and he said he'd check it out.
I'm not usually racist, I just found this pretty funny.
One black person on the moon: Hey, new crater.
Five black people on the moon: It's getting bigger...
Ten black people on the moon: Good lord.
All the black people on the moon: WHERE'S THE MOON
(I'm a blonde and a female so before people get all upset, just know I'm insulting myself as well^-^)
What do you call ten blondes standing side by side?
>A wind tunnel
What does a blonde do first thing in the morning?
>She goes home
What's the difference between women and batteries?
>Batteries have a positive side
A baby seal walks into a club.
Two bloggers went outside. That's it, that's the joke. It's an inside joke.
Why do fangirls travel in odd numbers?
>They can't even
XD here ya go
How does a tree trunk sleep?
Like a log.
Dang it Clem took mine.....I've got your nose. (I'm not funny sorry)
When nothing goes right, go left.