"When nothing goes right, go left."
Maybe a pick-up line will cheer you up:
"Did you forget your library card cause I'm totally checking you out!"
I'm going to tell you a joke about pizza!
Actually.... nevermind. It's too cheesy.
I bet you can't say the word "Bubble" in an angry voice...try it and I bet it will cheer you up. :)
Look up "Porkchop n' Flatscreen" episode 1-5 on youtube.
NFL bad lip reDing is pretty funny :D
Look up "Bad Lip Reading" on youtube. He hunger games and twilight ones r my FAVE!!!!
I made a pool out of the back of a pick-up truck :o