squirt them in your eye .
kill myself .
eat them .
make lemonade .
make lemonade with vodka .
make lemonade with captain morgan .
kill you .
in that order .
When life gives you lemons, donâ€™t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I donâ€™t want your **** lemons, what the **** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see lifeâ€™s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? Iâ€™m the man whoâ€™s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! Iâ€™m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
I would squeeze them into the eyes of society!!! :P lol, yeah man.
I'd squeeze them in life's eyes and demand something better!
Politely thank Life, of course. You wouldn't be rude if someone gave you a present, would you? It's not every day you meet Life, and you certainly shouldn't expect it to be bearing a gift of fruit.
Squeeze them in the eyes of the world!
BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
Give them to my father, he is good in making Lemonade.