uh.....I think the best one would have to be...
Nice Bed. Mind if I Slytherin?
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
That's what they always say.
Remember, I even said that to you?
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. :P
my friend came up with that one I just posted
was your father a baker because you have nice buns
is my rock as hard as your butt? ;)