i would call 911 and tell them to come quick then they come take both of us to court and make a disunion and we had to agree that slenderman should move to the slenderman forest but id call all of your creepy pasta friends to live with you
I'd yell hi Slendy...does random hand shake
I'd ask you how your faceless, and then run away
Scream and run or say hi want to be friends?
Get Chuck Norris to save me.
Torment your dreams and rip you in half.
-I am the rake...
I would say "What's up? do you need anything?" or run like heck.
probs cry til i drown
But then I'd apologize and buy you an icecream sundae. :D
Then I'd use my super walrus powers and fly away.