Stuff my brother said when he was younger:
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
If all is not lost, where is it?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
(My brother is crazy)
WHILE CHINESE PEOPLE EAT YOUR CAT
has anyone considered having Effie Trinkey and Haymitch(from the Hunger Games) together?
Thinking about it that would be just weird.....although their hair would go together...
Hey, I'm bored too! Amuse ME!!!!
;) Hilarious stuff.
Random things my friend Sophia said:
My mum says I have to wear a helmet in the car cause I have a habit of licking the window.Â
I am soo gonna lick every window I see right now! You should try it, it's not all that bad.
Can you imagine the self-control it takes to work in a bubble wrap factory? must... not... pop... BUBBLES!!
It's Friday, Friday- oh sorry, were you talking to me?
speaking of barbeque sauce, i like mountain lions.
Welcome to crazyville. Population: me. (this one's mine)
"In a stop light, green means go and yellow means yeild. In a banana, green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where in helI did you get that banana?"
That's the link to my tumblr. You might find it totally boring... but maybe you'll like it!
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
To get away from my stupid jokes.
Idk, I suck at entertaining people.