offer the ninja a cookie, when it's distracted by eating a cookie, STEAL ALL IT'S WEAPONS!!! Then kick the ninja painfully and yell "THAT'S WHAT U GET FOR WAKING ME UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!!!!!" then try to go back to sleep...
RUN!!! I would so just run out of my room shutting the door after me.
sighs and goes back to sleep must be dreaming.....
Go all Ninja/Samurai on him!
Sleep. A bomb going off won't wake me up when I'm asleep.
I would stare at it for a second and then glomp the Ninja shouting"let me join you my fellow alien"
Ninja Action: Prepare to take in a Revolution Transformation
i turn on the light and let my ugly face finish him off >:D
(yes i have huge self esteem issues, LMAO)
"HIYAH!" beats em up with my awesomer ninja skills then goes back to sleep^.^