well how do gay people get revenge (not 2 hurt gay people)
they drive around throwing skittles at people yelling TASTE THE **** RAINBOW!!!
Dont get it? I Ate Yo Pee
So 2 carrots are walking down the street . 1 gets ran over with truck . once they are at the hospital the dr. comes out to Mr . Carrot #2 . And tells him that his friend will be alright , but 4 the rest of his life he`ll be a vegetable . Sorry if it`s bad .
" so the next day the third retard says" me go look for food"! so he leaves and comes back 10 hours later with a bloody nose bruises every where and a broken arm and the other guys say" what happend to u"? then the third retard say" me find tracs me follow tracks me gets hit by train"!!
ok sooo there are these 3 retards lost in the woods and one says" me go look for food"!
so he leaves then he comes back 3 hours later with a rabbit and the others say" where'd you get that"? then the retard say"me find tracks me follow tracks me fond rabbit"!
so the next day the second retard say" me go look for food"! so he leaves and comes back 5 hours later he returns with a dear and the oters say"where'd you get that"? and the second retard says" me find tracks me follow tracks me find dear
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground.
After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts.
Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."
boy: where have you been all my life?
girl: hiding from you.
A man was at the bar in a nightclub. He really had to fart. He figured that since the music was so loud, no one would care. So he did. Everyone turned to look at him. Thats when he realized: He was listening to his I-pod.
My aunt told me that one when I was a kid, I laughed so hard :D
Three women were trying to escape jail, a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. The brunette finds potato sacks that they can hide in so they are not caught. She tells the other girls that the police are dumb so if they look inside, act like an animal so they let you go. The police open the first sack with the brunnette and she barks so they set her free. They open the second and the redhead meows so she goes. When they open the blonde's she jumps out and yells, POTATOES! (: