I've heard people complain about not having an ocean view where it's expected, but the rest sound like jokes.
I went with a guest's dog is not enjoying it's stay. Idk, that just seems like a really weird thing to say. They were all strange, though.
How could a waiter ever be too handsome?
Well, it could've been like a jealous boyfriend or something.
there is no steak on the vegetarian menu LMAO
I went with "there is no steak on the vegetarian menu", but I liked the sea is too blue and this waiter is too handsome as well
....The colors in this room make me feel like I'm trippin' on LSD.
My brother wrote it in this visitor book thing at a hotel we went to stay at once.
"There is no steak on the vegetarian menu"
Are you kidding me I can't why-
LOL, these are all crazy and ridiculous! Some people...haha XD
Those are all bad, but I lost it at "The waiter is too handsome" because I thought it said "water" instead of "waiter".