yo mommas so fat she jumped into the air and got stuck. Yo mommas so fat she has to get into her house through the garage. Yo mommas so fat she broke her feet standing up. You mommas so fat she found minors in her belly button. lol hahahaha
the ones 17xskyx17 wwrote were dumb...
yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted mansion, she came out with an application.
U STUPID FAT A S S BICH!!! I MADE UP YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE JUMPED IN THE AIR AND GOT STUCK THAT WAS MINE DONT SAY U MADE IT UP CUZ MY BRO DID AND NO ONE ELSE SO GET A LIFE AND HAVE A F*@$%& DAY BICH!!
HaHaHa. Those are good!
Those were funny by the way... Your mommas so fat,she chased a school bus thinking it was a twinky!
yo mommas so fat she saw a school bus full of white kids and yelled, STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!! =]
this one's funny
that is the funnest one i,ve seen today
if you want to have an ugly kid who do you ask............. yo mamma, get itt hha hha
Yo mommas so fat when she went to a baseball game everyone was wondering where the sky went
HaHa!!! I love it
yo momma so poor i went inside her house and said "clap your hands and stomp your feet,praise the lord cuz we got heat!"
yo momma so poor she was walking down the street kickin a can,i said what ya doin?she said movin
yo mamma is so ugly when she wuz born the doctor just slapped both her parents
omg..that was hilarious lmao!!
that was funny
um yo mama is so dumb that when aliens came and abducted her they reported no inteligent life on earth
yo mama is so fat that when she went to Japan everyone started screaming GODZILLA!
nice jokes, heres another one, ur omma's so fat that when she went to the beach to tan, two marine biologists tried pushing her back in the water!!! (cause they thought that she was a surfaced whale)
those were pretty funny. heres a few. yo mamas so stupid when she worked @ the M&M factory she threw away all the w's. yo mamas so fat when she wore high heel to work she came back wearing flip flops.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo mama so dirty, if she goes outside she gets arrested for littering.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
seriously da jesus one shouldn't be on there dats mean to do dat!