your momma is so fat when she put the elevator to go up and it went flying down
your momma is so ugly her own reflection flipped her off
your momma so stupid she kept staring at the orange juice carton cuz it said concentrate
your momma so stupid cuz she made you
this is hilariouse!
yo mamma so fat jupiter said damn b**** move over
yo mamma so stupid she stood in front of a orangejuice bottle for half an hour because it said concentrate
YO MAMA'S SO UGLY SHE LOOKED OUT A WINDOW AND GOT ARRESTED FOR MOONING. YO MAMA'S SO FAT PEOPLE JOG AROUND HER FOR EXCERSISE. YO MAMA'S SO UGLY THAT THEY FILMED GORILLA'S IN THE MIST IN HER SHOWER!!!!!! haha beat that
I LOVE THE ONE THAT SAYS YO MAMMA IS SO UGLY THAT WHEN SHE WAS BORN THE DOCTOR JUST SLAPPED BOTH HER PARENTS.
your mommas so dumb she saw a school bus and said ohh look a big twinkie!!
that was hillllllarious
omg all these jokes yall comin up with are hilarious and dana13 you got some real good ones.
your moms so ugly that she doesent need a hollowheen costume.
1: your mom is so fat every time she wheres a yellow shirt everyone yells "taxi!,taxi!
2:your moms so stupid that when ur house was on fire she diled 911 on the mircowave!
3: your moms like a bus pay 50 cents, ride all you want and get off.
4: your moms a bowling ball, use her and then she comes back for more.
5: your mom is so stupid when she saw a yellow school bus full of white kids she yelled " hay a twinky!"
6: your moms so ugly that she made madusa turn into stone
trust me i have more. : )